"For crying out CAPTIONS, Batman, Card's history!" A CAPTIONABLE moment

skip fox

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Wed Mar-29-06 08:37 AM
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"For crying out CAPTIONS, Batman, Card's history!" A CAPTIONABLE moment

Edited on Wed Mar-29-06 08:55 AM by skip fox

W. is "thinking": "Gee. I don't know if I can ask Bolten to close off my office for naps and snacks and video games and Duke marathons . . . Not like with ol' Andy. Geez."

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Starbucks Anarchist

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Wed Mar-29-06 08:48 AM
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1. "Bolten? Isn't that the U.N. guy? I'm so confused."

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skip fox

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Wed Mar-29-06 08:56 AM
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4. Josh Bolten, I had spelled it wrongly.

sorry

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Starbucks Anarchist

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Wed Mar-29-06 08:59 AM
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6. No, I was providing a caption.

I was pointing out how Dubya would confuse the two names. I didn't even see your spelling mistake.

:hi:

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skip fox

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Wed Mar-29-06 09:02 AM
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8. It's great! Sorry I misread.

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Starbucks Anarchist

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Wed Mar-29-06 09:07 AM
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10. No problem!

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DoYouEverWonder

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Wed Mar-29-06 08:50 AM
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2. Oh don't worry

Josh is already on his knees for the boss.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x781986

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liberal N proud

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Wed Mar-29-06 08:55 AM
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3. bu$h isn't even in the room. He is looking at the Cherry Blossoms

outside the window

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skip fox

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Wed Mar-29-06 09:01 AM
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7. Then, W. is "thinking": "Boy, I'd sure like to climb a tree or build a

Edited on Wed Mar-29-06 09:03 AM by skip fox

fort, or put frogs in people's gas tanks, or bust girls's bubble gum bubbles, or something. Not like now. Work. Iraq. Work. Iraq. Work. Iraq. And nothing else. . . . Boy, those cherry blossoms are pirty."

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C_U_L8R

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Wed Mar-29-06 09:06 AM
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9. There's a TV monitor offscreen

playing Barney to keep the Chimp occupied (and appear focused)

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DS1

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Wed Mar-29-06 08:57 AM
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5. SHIT! Wrong Bolton!

/bush

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skip fox

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Wed Mar-29-06 09:57 AM
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11. W. is "thinking": "Yada, yada, yada. What's wrong with simple

words?, that's what I wanta know. Geez. It's "appointment" this and "insurrection" that. What's everybody trying to hide, huh?"

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skip fox

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Wed Mar-29-06 10:41 AM
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12. W. is "thinking": "Actually, I think Josh is a nice name. And he's got

those puffy squirrel cheeks, and when he purses his lips making a 'ch' sound, why . . . Gosh he reminds me of Chucky Smith when we were in third grade. Boy . . . that was great. . . . Before we got caught, that is."

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skip fox

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Wed Mar-29-06 11:05 AM
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13. W. is "thinking": "Yak, yak, yak. That's all I hear. Boy, I can't wait for

spring break! Jesus, we used ta down the suds till we were puking out our eyes! Used to screw the drywall in the motel. Used to eat live bait with a candle shoved up the behind. Boy, those were the days. I can't wait."

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BringEmOn

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Wed Mar-29-06 11:34 AM
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14. ...an' I told him not to whisper in my ear when I'm readin' "A Pet Goat."

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skip fox

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Wed Mar-29-06 12:19 PM
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15. W. is "thinking": "Only good thing about a new staff member is the

Edited on Wed Mar-29-06 12:21 PM by skip fox

initiation. Otherwise it's a bore and you gotta tell them stuff and pretend you really care. But boy will we have fun tonight. We'll get him in the basement and cover him with Crisco, then stuff his mouth full of marbles and doggie poo, and then we get to watch him scooting around on his naked bum while trying to recite the oath backwards and being molested by Barney . . . Wow. But tomorrow it'll be the same old boring thing. Maybe I'm just getting jaded. (Sigh.)"

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skip fox

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Wed Mar-29-06 04:24 PM
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16. W. is "thinking": "Why is it every body else gets to be Chief something

or another. 'Chief of staff.' 'Chief loan officer.' 'Chief mechanic.' Why can't I be a 'chief' too? 'Chief President.' Boy, that's got a great ring."

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