a CAPTION a day keeps conservatives away!

skip fox

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Fri Mar-31-06 01:07 PM
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a CAPTION a day keeps conservatives away!

W. is "thinking": "Yeah, yeah, candy-ass, shake my hand. I gotta stand here in Cancun looking at the Egyptian pyramids with a bunch of dunderheads, while all the fun is down at the beach where the kids are puking and diving off of balconies and having wet tee-shirt contests. . . . Geez! It's a b*tch being president sometimes."

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MuseRider

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Fri Mar-31-06 01:09 PM
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1. LOL Egyptian pyramids!

Funny.

"You have Egyptians here too?"

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MadisonProgressive

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Fri Mar-31-06 01:20 PM
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3. No, * thinks Mexico bought them like the London Bridge and moved to Mexico

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MuseRider

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Fri Mar-31-06 01:25 PM
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7. Ooooh, my bad. n/t

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peekaloo

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Fri Mar-31-06 01:15 PM
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2. I slipped Rockford some Mexican Viagra so he'd have a place to

hang his hat. Now where the fuck is my English translator? How else will I know what I'm talkin' about?

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Kadie

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Fri Mar-31-06 01:21 PM
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4. * says "I got a new shirt... do you like my new shirt...

the sleeves are already rolled up. I like my new shirt."

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FSogol

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Fri Mar-31-06 01:22 PM
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5. Look at his stance. Bathroom break anyone?

What drugs send you to do #1 all the time? (Besides alcohol)

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imax2268

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Fri Mar-31-06 01:25 PM
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6. It's ok...

you can shake his hand...he doesn't know who you are and he doesn't care who you are...he will forget this meeting tomorrow anyway...

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paparush

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Fri Mar-31-06 01:26 PM
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8. Hey Porky..you and Juan Valdez here better get straight..

cause you f*cks are next...

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skip fox

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Fri Mar-31-06 01:48 PM
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9. W. is "thinking": "I wonder if they got some brush I can cut while I'm

down here . . . Shoot, shoda brought Barney. Then it could be just like Crawford . . . except with the mummies or whatever."

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Johonny

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Fri Mar-31-06 02:05 PM
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10. thinking

I always thought Tombraider was a chick

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skip fox

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Fri Mar-31-06 04:31 PM
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11. W. is "thinking": "I shake this guy's hand, then I pat the other guy on

the back. Then he pats me on the back and shakes the same guy's hand. Then I shake the other guys hand and pat this guy on the back. Then this guy pats me . . . Geez, really is confusing."

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