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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 01:31 PM
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Attention Freedom Loving Republicans: Iraq has job openings for Police!
Right now, there are openings for a new Sunni HQ guard contingent. You get to carry a gun and be authoritative! Maybe even kill someone! It's the chance of a lifetime for you.

Especially all of you who have been trying so desperately to join the Army and can't get in because of the stringent qualifications, this is your ticket!

Show some initiative, if a 16 year old kid can get over there, so can you!

Put your money where your mouth is and jump on in!
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MidwestTransplant Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 01:34 PM
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1. I only hear crickets chirping...Hmmmm.
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B Calm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 01:35 PM
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2. Yes they love giving Iraqi's freedom, so much so, I'll bet you half of
Edited on Sat Dec-31-05 01:36 PM by B Calm
them can't even tell you who won the election in Iraq!
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No Exit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 01:39 PM
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3. Oh, thank heaven, an outlet for their Manly Aggression
I thought those chickenhawks' raging testosterone was just gonna spring a leak and drip all over their keyboards and their shirts with the bulging middle buttons...
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Kingshakabobo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 01:40 PM
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4. When we invade Iran, the chickenhawks will have 3 wars to chose from.
Edited on Sat Dec-31-05 01:41 PM by Kingshakabobo
"Three Wars, No Waiting!"- the new repug slogan
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Pharlo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 02:55 PM
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5. Elbert Hubbard said it best:
"A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat too run."

Is it possible he was having premonitions of:

Karl Rove
Russ Limbaugh
Tweety
Bill O'Reilly
.....

Perhaps he did foresee the rise of the neo-Con movement...
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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 05:53 PM
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6. Hmmm. You may be on to something there.
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