Baptist preaches on KJV "him that pisseth against the wall"

Ian David

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Tue May-20-08 09:52 AM
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Baptist preaches on KJV "him that pisseth against the wall"

Edited on Tue May-20-08 09:53 AM by IanDB1

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According to this guy, George W. Bush probably pisses sitting down.

19 May 2008
Real men pee standing up

Have you ever wondered why the God of the Bible likes the phrase "piss against the wall" so much? I know I have.

Well wonder no more, because Pastor Perry Noble explains it all for you.

Here are some of the good pastor's words in the sermon.

And God says, "A man is someone who pisses against a wall." ... And you say, "Ah, you're being vile." I'm not being vile. God's the one who wrote the Bible.
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We got pastors that pee sitting down. We got the president of the United States who probably pees sitting down. ... The editors of the NIV pee sitting down. The editors of the New King James all pee sitting down. I'm gonna tell you something. I will never pee sitting down.

So there you have it. According to the Bible, real men pee standing up.

More:
http://dwindlinginunbelief.blogspot.com/2008/05/real-men-pee-standing-up.html

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Frustratedlady

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Tue May-20-08 10:17 AM
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1. And these people cried out about Jeremiah Wright?

Of all the words in the Bible, he picks pissing? These people are warped.

All I can say is, "Pee standing up and splatter on the walls."

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izquierdista

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Tue May-20-08 10:30 AM
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2. Shall we gather at the river?

The yellow streaming, lukewarm flowing river? :rofl: :rofl:

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Frustratedlady

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Tue May-20-08 10:48 AM
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3. ROTFLMBO

Good one!

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DeSwiss

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Tue May-20-08 10:54 AM
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4. Blithering Idiot. n/t

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frogmarch

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Tue May-20-08 12:04 PM
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5. What does pissing against a wall

have to do with whether a man is sitting or standing? Is it physically impossible for a man to piss against a wall while sitting down?

I love this video. Thanks for posting it.

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Ian David

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Tue May-20-08 12:07 PM
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6. It's physically possible, but considerably more messy. n/t

Edited on Tue May-20-08 12:07 PM by IanDB1

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and-justice-for-all

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Tue May-20-08 07:12 PM
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7. Dumb. nt

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angstlessk

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Tue May-20-08 07:32 PM
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8. if they panned the room you would see one man in leathers saying

'praise the lord'..

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provis99

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Wed May-21-08 12:51 AM
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9. yeah, I remember that phrase from the bible

God kills people who pee on the wall. And you thought it rough when you got a night in the drunk-tank for peeing in public.

I also remember God striking some enemies of Israel with "hemorrhoids in their private parts". Way to teach the enemies of Israel, god. And doesn't Samson collect 5000 Philistine foreskins as a wedding dowry?

Its crap like this in the bible that convinced me the bible is a bunch of nonsense. It wasn't atheists or Satanists that did it, it was the bible, and idiot preachers like this.

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