The Most Interesting Man In The World On Immigration!

Stay thirsty, my friends". Here are some of my favorite lines from the radio ads:

* Most songs about love are written for him, about him, or by him.
* Years ago, he built a city out of blocks. Today, over six hundred thousand people live and work there.
* If he were to give you directions, you'd never get lost. And you'd arrive at least five minutes early.
* His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards.
* Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact number.
* He never says something tastes like chicken. Even chicken.
* He'd never initiate a conversation about the weather, even in a typhoon.
* He's against cruelty to animals, but isn't afraid to issue a stern warning.
* Whatever side of the tracks he's currently on is the right side. If he crossed them, he would still be the right side.
* He's a lover, not a fighter. But he's also a fighter, so don't get any ideas.
* He won the same lifetime achievement award. Twice.
* He can speak French in Russian.
* If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
* When it is raining, it is because he is thinking about something sad.
* He lives vicariously through himself.
* He once taught a German shepherd to bark in Spanish
* He's been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into a room.
* His blood smells like cologne.
* He has never lost a sock.
* He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it felt.
* His organ donor card also lists his beard.


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