Harold Camping Speaks Out: Claims Rapture Postponed

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Ok, now he's REALLY gone off the reservation.

Harry needs a few more days to call his travel agent to make a clean getaway with the money from the rubes- I mean his supporters.

...with my apologies. That was funny. I feel like I've been Rick-rolled though! Well done!

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turn them pockets inside out. I'm talkin' that green salad of saaaaalvation.

--The Reverend Deuteronomy Skaggs (Gary Burbank from WLW radio in Cincinnati...many many moons ago)

God wants to catch the last Oprah show. Whoever created this little spoof has a great sense of humor.

... on the False Prophets Network (Channel 666).

Not at all suitable for a Baptist preacher.

Yes you are probably right, but then again it's just a joke. I don't think they were going for accurate necessarily.

And "doth cometh"? That's not grammatically correct is it? It's "doth come" or "do cometh".

I mean.... REALLY! :eyes:

and a rinky dink piano with a hillbilly chorus singing "Ah don't keer 'fit rains or freezes, long's ah got muh plaustic Jesusssa, rahdin own the dausboard of muh cawer.

Fear is the best motivator for believing in anything that guarantees safety and protection. "Religion is the opium of the masses". There, there, it will be alright. Now don't you cry.

Oh, and it's a fireball this time instead of a rolling earthquake.

I guess the rubes still have some money left.
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43140373/ns/us_news-life/

OAKLAND, Calif. — California preacher Harold Camping said Monday his prophecy that the world would end was off by five months because Judgment Day actually will come on Oct. 21.

Camping, who predicted that 200 million Christians would be taken to heaven Saturday before the Earth was destroyed, said he felt so terrible when his doomsday prediction did not come true that he left home and took refuge in a motel with his wife. His independent ministry, Family Radio International, spent millions — some of it from donations made by followers — on more than 5,000 billboards and 20 RVs plastered with the Judgment Day message.

But Camping said that he's now realized the apocalypse will come five months after May 21, the original date he predicted. He had earlier said Oct. 21 was when the globe would be consumed by a fireball.

Saturday was "an invisible judgment day" in which a spiritual judgment took place, he said. But the timing and the structure is the same as it has always been, he said.

:sarcasm:

At first, I was having some fun with this, but now it's gotten to the point where I think it's time to totally ignore this buffoon. All he wants is attention and to fleece some money out of his loony followers.

K & R !!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

God wants to watch Oprah's last show - hilarious!

Who also warned followers of the end of the World and trapped them in a cavern to die.

God is in... his holy temple...

There is no heaven and there is no hell.
There are no gods, no demons, no angels.
There is only our natural world all around us.
Religion is but myth and superstition,
denying logic and defying fact.
Religious conviction hardens hearts.
Religious faith enslaves minds.

Making a bundle of cash off fear of death and guilt... Just like the GOP!

The GOP is a cult!

to send in your money!!!

A loon is a loon, is a loon. A loon by any other name, who craps all over sanity and common sense would smell the same.