War on Christmas - repost

Run time: 03:56 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si4z7Es60W4   Posted on YouTube: April 17, 2015 By YouTube Member: YouTube Help Views on YouTube: 6178011   Posted on DU: December 03, 2006 By DU Member: pissedoffprogressive Views on DU: 835

 
The last video had a glitch in it.

Also, it was a little vague. It could have been more pointed against the Evil Empire. And against Bill O'Lielly, the guy who started this "War on Christmas" thing. He's certainly a jolly old elf, isn't he?

Nice spoof of yet another non-issue brought to us by the right wing noise machine!

Merry Christmas, or..um.. Happy Holidays- no, I meant...uhh.. Blessed Christmas- no, yeh... Happy Birthday Jesus! Now what the hell am I supposed to say?!

"Hey there Mr. Muslim
Merry F***ing Christmas
Put down that book the Koran
And hear some holiday wishes.

In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday.
So get off your heathen Muslim ass
and f***ing celebrate."

Although, for this particular one, perhaps Mr. Garrison's final verse might have the most impact:

"Hey there Mr. Shintoist
Merry F***ing Christmas
God is going to kick your ass
You infidelic pagan scum.

In case you haven't noticed
There's festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
Merry F***ing Christmas to you.

On Christmas Day...
I travel `round the world and say...
Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists too,
Merry F***ing Christmas To You!

(Clapping)

Thank you Mr. Hat."