Paris Hilton Press Conference: The Spokesperson - Steve Whitmore Sounds Like.....

Merv Griffin.

And she got out like a game show winner!

I have a relative with a severe medical condition who had trouble getting her meds in jail. She could have had seizures and a stroke. But she is overweight, plain, and poor. No dice. No ankle bracelet for her!

Example of the two Americas?

And she gets to roam 3,000 to 4,000 feet outside (that is my entire property plus some).

Also can see her friends and family at all times.

I will bet Paris' laundry room is nicer than my entire house.

June 7, 2007

Paris Released from Jail


PARIS HILTON was released from jail shortly after midnight on Thursday after serving less than four days behind bars due to "medical issues," according to STEVE WHITMORE, a spokesman for the L.A. County Sheriff's Office. While Whitmore would not elaborate, "The Insider" has learned from family sources that her release was because of a rash.

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People magazine reported Wednesday that Paris wasn't doing very well -- according to the mag, the heiress was crying all day and night, hadn't been sleeping and her face was scrubbed free of makeup and her hair appeared unwashed.

I'm sure this happens all the time, prisoners being sent home because of a staph infection in the jail.

:sarcasm:

cry and go home.

What about Dr. K, he had a severe medical condition and spent his time in prison for assisting in sucicide for those in extreme pain.

Rich don't serve jail time.
Lexus lanes.

Class society.

Prisons are full of alcoholics. There's one less alcoholic in jail today.

Oh, the humanity :cry:

But I thought the judge specifically said she HAD to serve?

We will see how that condition is when she starts partying it up again.

She sure didn't have it when she was breaking the law.

Wouldn't surprise me if the other jailed women are really, really MAD!

Just guessing.

this is bullshit

:argh:

And she has to wear that :hide: hideous ankle bracelet. I suppose there is no rule against dressing it up witha diamond tennis bracelet or string of pearls?

Zip

spends three days in, gets out early the next morning, total five days credit served off her 45 day sentence.

to any fund that helps prisoners in jail, rehabilitation, half way houses etc.

:rofl:

have passed a good many hands already in order for this to happen.

And they don't do refunds

with the launch being an "Ankle Bracelet Party" at her home sometime during the next 40 days - her party planner is working on it now.

Welcome to America!

Normal ankle bracelets don't work in a 4000 square foot home.

I bet they restyle it with 24 carat gold, too.

has no body mass, they felt like she would dehydrate and starve in a matter of days.

This is such bullshit. She just didn't want to eat the food. No doubt she was advised to do this, knowing they'd let her out of jail.

In no time, she'll be back out partying and drinking and using drugs.

She's trash. No amount of money can erase that fact.

Two Americas is right, John Edwards.

of eaten... This is normal behavior for first timers behind bars... Of course she is depressed and not eating... She is in jail....

cry like they did the little rich princess.

weed out the rich little princesses who have no personal resourcefulness, character, stamina, etc.

Her parents didn't do her any favors by raising her to be a weakling.

Guillotines, however, do.

to be mandated to stay in my house for 40 days...'sounds like heaven!

:eyes:

I am retired and love to stay at home! Keep my own hours! Pad around and do what I want when I want.

Today I am going with my neighbor to get fishing supplies. Trout, steelhead, and salmon right outside the door!

Don't like fishing, take a rafting trip.

Woe, woe, woe!

saying was "There is no justice." This is another example. Poor little rich girl cries her way out of jail.

I would imagine that another woman in a similar situation who turned on the tears would be told to cut it out and suck it up.

I showed up at jury duty the other day and ended up briefly in a courtroom where the judge was questioning prospective jurors about serving on a month-long murder trail. The defendant was a young Hispanic kid who looked to be all of 19. The jury pool was a bunch of middle aged white people - in a very conservative county. Whether or not that kid can get a fair trial is, in my mind, debatable as there's no way his fate will be decided by a "jury of his peers" as the law requires. There's a lot that's unfair and inequitable about our court system.