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ckramer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-07-07 11:39 AM
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ExxonMobil to buy US Military for $100 Million-trillion
Source: TSN

Oil giant ExxonMobil has agreed to purchase the United States Military for $100 Million-trillion in a combined cash and stock purchase.

Exxon spokesman Rock McGruder said it was a move the board had been considering for the last two quarters and after last quarter's massive profits, the time was right.

"We did a cost-benefit analysis and the answer was obvious." said McGruder. "It was time to buy the US Military."


Read more: http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i19739


LOL
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DavidDvorkin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-07-07 11:41 AM
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1. Mildly amusing, but not LBN.
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DLnyc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-07-07 02:43 PM
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2. Don't see how this will be good for EM
Over the last 4 or 5 years, USMil has received something like $2000 billion in subsidies from the management and extortion giant, BushCo. But many analysts say BushCo is nearing collapse, due to a long series of bad business decisions, collapsing morale, faith-based accounting, and congenital idiocy on the part of its chief spokesman, G. Chimp.

If EM buys USMil, won't EM need to pay some of the operating budget for USMil themselves?
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