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Roland99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-12-07 09:17 AM
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Oh, please do come soon!!!
Warning, not sure how big this video file is so if you're on dial-up, beware.


http://www.evi.net/rapturem.wmv


:evilgrin:
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kimmylavin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-12-07 09:26 AM
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1. Good Lord
And if Jesus DID show up these days, he'd be written off by the fundies as a hippie.
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Turbineguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-12-07 09:27 AM
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2. Apparently
Edited on Tue Jun-12-07 09:27 AM by Turbineguy
there's a rapture fashion police. Don't wear a red shirt, or you'll be left behind like the girl with the bodacious tah-tahs.

I think I've got a red shirt around here somewhere....:evilgrin: :evilgrin:
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plcdude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-12-07 09:32 AM
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3. I guess my
perverted mind went in a different direction. But I found this an interesting discussion http://www.religioustolerance.org/rapture.htm as well as this http://www.religioustolerance.org/millenni.htm
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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-12-07 09:33 AM
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4. Behold, I am coming quickly.
Premature ejaculation :evilgrin:
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donsu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-12-07 10:15 AM
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5. lol
nt
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OneBlueSky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-12-07 10:49 AM
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6. the fundies' understanding of Jesus' message is about zero . . .
if he does return, it will be as a raging liberal who casts the money changers out of the temple . . . that'll put a real crimp in the collections at the mega-churches, no? . . .
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HCE SuiGeneris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-12-07 10:54 AM
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7. Are the Brits stealing our preaching jobs?
Damn all them furriners!
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Roland99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-12-07 11:10 AM
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8. heh...I noticed that too!!
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-12-07 11:44 AM
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9. Did you catch the opener - "Six thousand years later ..."
From the moment of creation until today, "six thousand years later."

Geologists everywhere are crying at the ignorance.

Bake
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