Democratic guys vs. Republican guys

(From a hetero woman's perspective)... Add your own!!

A Democratic guy believes in the rights of women.
A Republican guy believes in the rights of embryos.

A Democratic guy always leaves you feeling happy and “up.”
A Republican guy always leaves the toilet seat up.

A Democratic guy asks you to give him another kiss.
A Republican guy asks you to get him another beer.

A Democratic guy thinks polar ice caps are a new priority.
A Republican guy thinks polar ice caps are a new bar drink.

A Democratic guy thinks the ERA stood for equality and should have passed.
A Republican guy thinks the ERA stands for Everywhere Rifle Association.

A Democratic guy makes you want to shower him with love.
A Republican guy makes you want to shower him.

A Democratic guy is concerned about high greenhouse gas emissions.
A Republican guy thinks high gas emissions are farts he can light with a match.

A Democratic guy thinks you don’t deserve disrespect.
A Republican guy thinks you don’t deserve equal pay.

A Democratic guy likens you to a goddess, saying your love has set his heart free.
A Republican likens you to a cow, saying something about buying and free milk.

A Democratic guy is focused on all the things you like to do in bed.
A Republican guy is focused on all the things other people like to do in bed.

A Democratic guy chooses a vehicle thinking of fuel conservation.
A Republican guy chooses a vehicle thinking of penile compensation.

A Democratic guy supports the troops with care boxes, donations to veterans groups, and support for policies that benefit them.
A Republican guy supports the troops with yellow ribbon magnets and slogans.

A Democratic guy has many gay friends, but prefers to spend all his time with you.
A Republican guy “hates fags,” but leaves you to spend all his time out with “the guys.”

A democrat usually says we're all in this together.

A republican usually says I have mine, and I don't care about you or anyone not in my family or circle of friends.

A Democratic guy enjoys learning new things
A Republican guy is afraid of learning new things

A Democratic guy understands the Native American concept of "all my relations"
A Republican guy thinks Native Americans are none of his relations and should have nothing

A Democratic guy will give you not only his coat, but his cloak as well
A Republican guy will spout the Bible as justification for being greedy

A Democratic guy thinks your worldview is your business
A Republican guy thinks his worldview should be yours and shoved down your throat

I will add one


A democratic guy says "Mom I'm practically a feminist, of course I would vote for a woman"

I won't ruin it with anything more...

A Democratic guy wants all people to have a chance at success in life
A Republican guy wants his inner circle to succeed in life

Democratic men are luckier in love / get laid more often / are in general more popular with ladies, than Republican men.

:) I also like Democratic men.

a democratic guy is warm, welcoming and sensual
a republican guy is like a cold fish

a democratic guy is caring and giving
a republican guy only cares about what you can give him

a democratic guy is modest and cute
a republican guy thinks his own reflection is cute

a democratic guy is someone you'd like to hang out with
a republican guy is someone you'd like to hang out to dry

A Democratic guy thinks things thru and is open to learning new things.
A Republican guy lets other people tell him what to think and then acts like he knows it all.

A Democratic guy thinks strong, independent women are sexy.
A Republican guy thinks strong, independent women are threatening.

The Repukes really ARE threatened by smarts, aren't they?

:rofl:

YEARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!! :runs for cover:

:rofl:

A Republican guy thinks a baby is just desserts for the sins of the mother.

A Democratic guy is pro-choice.
A Republican guy is pro-fetus; fuck the baby after it's born.

A Democratic guy admires a woman with brains.
A Republican guy is scared shitless by a woman with brains.

A Democratic guy supports the troops before, during, and AFTER deployment.
A Republican guy pays lip service to the troops, and sees them only as cannon fodder and photo ops.

A Democratic guy cares about the poor and disenfranchised.
A Republican guy views the same as the great unwashed, their plight being their own fault.

Needless to say, I love Democratic guys!

Smarmy bastids, aren't they? :puke: