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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-22-07 12:14 PM
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Let's jump to conclusions ......
Did the pregnant woman's boyfriend do it or not?
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-22-07 12:15 PM
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Great game!
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EnviroBat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-22-07 12:15 PM
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1. Guilty. Now on to question # 2... n/t
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stellanoir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-22-07 12:18 PM
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2. Nah
Kahlid Sheik Mohammed did it. . .from Gitmo no less.

Talented dude.
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-22-07 12:19 PM
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3. I think the baby did it.
It's the perfect crime.
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-22-07 12:19 PM
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4. Yes. I also think your a troll because you're post count is below 20k and your navy.
Hillary is actually running because in reality Bill Clinton will be running the show.
Nader will run and this time he'll cause Gore, who will run again, to loose the state of New Mexico.

Hey, this is fun!
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seemslikeadream Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-22-07 12:20 PM
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5. OF COURSE HE DID
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slackmaster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-22-07 12:20 PM
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6. She was murdered by hippies chanting "Acid is groovy, kill the pigs!"
:nuke:
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treestar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-22-07 05:24 PM
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28. or the "bushy-haired stranger" that the cops always hear described
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-22-07 12:20 PM
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7. No, it was a coworker who had a crush on her.
That actually happened to a neighbor of ours. She disappeared one night. The husband claimed they went to bed together, and when he woke up, she was gone. The man was all but convicted in the press, by the public, and even by the people who knew him. (I didn't, but many of my neighbors knew them).

Turns out he was right. A co-worker of hers had a crush on her. He showed up late one night, tapped on the glass door until she woke up, then when she turned him down he did what all such evil people do. But for a couple of weeks everyone believed the husband had done it.

Damn. Damn damn damn. What is it about America that creates all these horrible stories?
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-22-07 12:27 PM
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8. he's a cop, i would think if he did it he would have cleaned up the crime scene better.
Edited on Fri Jun-22-07 12:27 PM by chimpsrsmarter
i have no idea if he did or not.

btw, has she or the baby been found yet?
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LisaL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-22-07 12:48 PM
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9. No one has been found yet.
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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-22-07 12:50 PM
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10. Seriously and sadly ...... no.
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Warren Stupidity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-22-07 12:54 PM
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11. Duke Lacrosse did it.
Now that they know they can get away with anything!

Actually of course the correct and final answer:

The Clenis Did It



By the way this is a completely inappropriate and disgustingly disrespectful thread. Thanks for sucking me into your dark hole of a world.
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slackmaster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-22-07 12:59 PM
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12. Don't be impugning my PORN STAR NAME!
:argh:
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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-22-07 01:03 PM
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15. Hey ... do you have a brother named Larry?
I went to a different school than a guy named Larry Lacrosse.

Or was that Barry?

Harry?

Never mind ...........
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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-22-07 01:01 PM
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13. "Thanks for sucking me into your dark hole of a world."
Actually, I'm a bright, sunny guy. Consider this thread a public service. You know damned well every CSI expert will sooner or later convict or exonerate everyone you mentioned **and** the boyfriend.
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LisaL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-22-07 01:27 PM
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17. I am not sure it's appropriate to have fun over what clearly is a
tragic situation, regardless of who had done it.
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durrrty libby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-22-07 01:02 PM
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14. I hope you're not being flippant about an all too frequent
scenario in this country

They keep showing that poor little 2 year old, which should be illegal

He has no say in the matter

Anyway, the violence against women and children by their significant other,

in this civilized country, is abhorrent and evil. Why is it tolerated and joked about?
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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-22-07 01:35 PM
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18. Consider this satire
It is really being done to point out the folly of folks who jump to conclusions for a living .... and those who love them.

Like Nancy Graceless, the Flaming Nostrils of Justice.


Clint Van Zandt, The Wilted Mustache of Justice


Rita Cosby, the Fuschia Sausage


Greta Van Face Job, the globe trotting sensationalist
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durrrty libby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-22-07 02:24 PM
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20. Was satire written and tolerated about 9/11 a week after it happened?
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-22-07 05:20 PM
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25. No, but maybe it should have been.
:shrug:
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-22-07 01:14 PM
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16. She did it herself ... in a fit of pre-partum psychosis.
:freak:

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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-22-07 01:37 PM
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19. what are we talking about??
For those of us who dont watch MSM cable news...
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durrrty libby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-22-07 02:38 PM
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21. They are talking about a missing pregnant woman in Ohio
Jessie Davis was due any day. Her mom came over to her house and found

Jessie's 2 year old alone and the home ransacked

The 2 year old said, "Mommy broken table. Mommy in the rug"

These comedians are composing "satire"
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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-22-07 04:03 PM
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22. And some people are thread pissing scolds.
Start your own thread. What caused you to come into this one in the first place? You have nearly as many posts in it as I do .... which keeps it nicely kicked.

Thanks! :hi:
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durrrty libby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-22-07 04:34 PM
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23. Sounds like you are the "pissing scold"
"What caused you to come into this one in the first place?"

Do I have to submit a written request to respond in a thread?
If so, what's the address?

"Start your own thread"

Make me

"You have nearly as many posts in it as I do .... which keeps it nicely kicked."

Make up your mind. You want me not to respond, or keep it kicked?
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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-22-07 05:19 PM
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24. Hahahahahaha
You know what ..... I really don't give a shit what you do.

This is a thread that was intended to BE FUNNY. Ya see ... I'm a clown. Seltzer? Exploding cigars? Anyway ..... lighten up. Your blood pressure will thank you.

Jeeeeze ...........
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durrrty libby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-24-07 07:15 AM
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29. So they found the body of Jessie Davis and her unborn baby
Cutts has been arrested

But you go ahead and enjoy your little "game"

Yes indeed, violence against women and children will stop because good men will no longer tolerate it
Those men will not be the clowns of your gender


BTW, My blood pressure is 95/75, but thanks for your concern
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treestar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-22-07 05:21 PM
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26. The husband/boyfriend is generally suspect number one
Especially where there is another woman or an insurance policy involved.

Hey, I watch a lot of court tv.
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Horse with no Name Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-22-07 05:24 PM
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27. There are two scenarios that I am entertaining
1. A nurse at her OB/GYN office gave her name, address and due date to a human baby trafficker and she was kidnapped and given a C-section under forcible conditions. The baby was sold on the black market for an undisclosed amount of money and she was sent to Aruba where she disappeared after drinking beer on the beach with Joran Van der Sloot.
2. The married boyfriend did it because he didn't want to pay any more child support.

Take your pick.
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-24-07 07:29 AM
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30. His SON did it!
Just kidding. My totally unfair guess would be he stabbed her to death in a rage, then called his lady Friend to move the bodies and clean up. How great is that? To have a Friend who will help you move bodies, now that's a real pal.
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-24-07 07:32 AM
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31. Personally, I'd rather do The Time Warp.
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