Bush's Dominatrix Speaks Out?
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posted Monday, 24 July 2006
The sexual peccadilloes of this president become more bizarre by the week. First, there were rumors of an affair with Condoleezza Rice; then the groping and grabbing of a German chancellor; and now a story that George Bush enjoyed the services of a dominatrix in 1984 -- and we don't mean Laura getting pissed at his drinking again.
Leola McConnell, a Liberal Democratic Party (not the same as the Democratic Party) candidate for governor of Nevada, claims that in 1984, when she was working as a professional dominatrix (a profession in which she would later gain some renown), she was hired to work for former Tennessee State Senator Victor Ashe. At one of those parties was George W. Bush. Now, it might seem weird that George W. would enjoy S&M, but I think his policies are a dead giveaway. Iraq is sadistic, his poll numbers are masochistic...
I don't like political rumors, partisanship, and flat-out character assassinations, but... the frat-boy attempt at physical contact with Angela Merkel was caught on tape, the affair with Condi is based on a largely circumstantial, though some verifiable, paper trail, and this story is based on the claims of a New Orleans/Las Vegas dominatix. Still, if Bush does like S&M, it explains why he's afraid of Helen Thomas and Maureen Dowd... and if he likes gay S&M, it explains why he loves Ann Coulter... I bet somewhere Dick Cheney has a leather corset lying around... I'll also bet whatever George W.'s safety word is, it's one syllable...
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Victor Ashe, who's been criticized for his sexual activities and general licentiousness in the past by, among others, the late Religious Right leader and Ashe political opponent Ed McAteer, is currently the ambassador to Poland, which should prove that he and George W. don't have a joint homosexual connection. If they did, Bush would have made him ambassador to Jamaica or Brazil, someplace where he'd need short-shorts and a Speedo... Someplace Bush could truly appreciate him... But Poland? OK, maybe Germany, where the S&M trade is similar to karaoke here -- looked down upon but not all that uncommon. German pornography is more open than Oprah's relationship with Gayle King... I mean, why do you think German Chancellor Angela Merkel reacted that way? She's usually the one doing the attacking...
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