I called Sen. Vitter's office asking if he wore diapers with prostitutes, they said "No comment"

rather than "no" or "that's ridiculous, of course not".

:evilgrin:

it's better than shotinthefacegate.

:rofl:

:rofl:

;)

It certainly is getting no play in the media. Vitter needs to know that if he shows up in public again, that public will be thinking diapers.

"Senator, we've got another call asking about diapers..."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Even called Vitter a "Pampered Politician".

:spray:

One day you're filing, the next day you're explaining dirty diapers. :rofl:

The man has 3 children and none of this diaper business is fact...yet it's spreading like wildfire.

Nothing learned from Duke Lacrosse case I see.

Nothing learned from having been kicked in the face by Republicans while we were down I see.

Don

of grossness is not my idea of "learning"

But thats me.

Don

But that's how we feel about him here in New Orleans.

:kick:

Answer - because Vitter will have to take the stand, that's why.

This man is a hypocrite and makes prying into others' lives his game. Clinton did not.

Therefore, because of his own actions, his private life is fair game.

BTW - the stain on the blue dress actually happened.

yes, yes I know the stain "happened", but the jokes and crude remarks went into overdrive.




"If the dress is a mess, you must confess."

"If he came, he's got to go."

"One small stain for man, one giant stain for mankind."

"One small stain for the dress, one giant stain for the presidency."

"Another stain on the great stonewall."

"If it's his stain, he's down the drain."

"Hey! Hey! DNA! How many dresses did you stain today?"

"Hillary! Where do we keep the spot remover?"

"The spotus that removed the POTUS."

Q: Who in the FBI lab will analyze the stain?
A: The guy that picked the shortest straw?

I guess the stain on the dress answers the question, "Does Monica swallow?"

Q: Who's paying for Monica's new lawyers?
A: Wannabe president, Al Gore.

Now that Monica has come clean, Clinton can only hope the dress does too.

"I had sex in the Oval Office and all I got was this crummy semen stained dress."

If DNA got OJ off for two murders, does Clinton get to stain one more dress?

Does this mean we'll have to suffer a "semen stained dress" beanie baby?

To prove Monica's stained dress doesn't mean anything, will everyone in the White House start wearing one?

All Oval Office visitors are now required to wear bibs to prevent accidental stains.

It's a good thing we have DNA testing. I couldn't stand to see a police line up of semen stained dresses.

Q: Imagine Clinton's video taped testimony. Ken Starr showing the dress to Clinton and asking, "Is this your stain?"
A: "No, it was like that when I got here."

Q: When Monica wore the dress in public, did people ask, "My what an original design. Is it French?"
A: "No, oral."

Did you hear the report that it was a navy blue dress with semen? Navy, seamen, sailors? At least one of the Clinton lairs has a sense of humor and I think we both know which one.

If the FBI is checking out the stained dress, does that mean we have G-Men looking for C-Men?

Q: Why was Monica's stained dress turned over to the Navy?
A: Because Ken Starr wanted to find semen.

The Oval Office now has a sign on the door that reads, "Remove dress before entering."

Q: Why was Clinton yelling at Monica's dress?
A: He saw a commercial that said if you have a stain, "Shout it out!"

http://www.byrum.org/the.web.walker/tasteless/monica23.html

:rofl:

Jay Leno Friday night: "Vitter did not deny the rumors--but he did pooh-pooh them!"

It's verboten to talk about, these diapers?:D

http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0707/11/sitroom.01.html

<snip>BLITZER: But what does he say? That he asked his wife for forgiveness. They have gone to marriage counseling.

CARVILLE: Right.

BLITZER: He's now moved beyond that. He admits he -- he sinned.

CARVILLE: Look, to me, I forgive -- I mean, I completely forgive him, but he's -- it's the people of Louisiana he's got to go to. And people in Louisiana are going to say, that's great. I'm just saying, but -- but we don't need to be embarrassed anymore. We don't need to have $90,000 in the freezer. We don't need somebody like getting a prostitute to wear -- getting him to wear a diaper or whatever the story is.

You should have asked them "When did Vitter stop NOT beating his wife"?

They heads would have 'sploded.

Not no but hell no! There's that, and then there's Vitter.

I find Conservative sex quite un-conservative.

we have a package of diapers delivered to his D.C. office with a thank you card for helping the Dem's pick up another Senate seat. Ya know just to rub a little salt into the wound, he, he, he. :evilgrin:

http://www.costco.com/Browse/ProductGroup.aspx?Prodid=11226835&cm_re=1-_-Right_Nav-_-KSDiapersFreeSample

:evilgrin:

Republicans find God in the weirdest places.

-mwalker

they were probably instructed not to answer any questions about that... so if you asked his office if he walked naked thru the capital building with 4 whores by his side, they would probably have answered the same way... doesn't mean he did that.

If someone were on your payroll wearing diapers and frequenting prostitutes, wouldn't you ask a few questions?

No? Just let such behavior go unquestioned?



Cher

I think most of us here would sue the shit out of some jackass employer who did.

...they must have peed their pants.

You scared the crap out of them.