If a DUer wins a DUzy and doesn't know it

JeffR

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Sun Jul-15-07 07:12 PM
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If a DUer wins a DUzy and doesn't know it

does a tree shit in the woods?

(Mods, please Lounge this or delete it entirely as you see fit. I posted it here because all the "how come I never win a DUzy?" comments have been made in GD.)

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BlooInBloo

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Sun Jul-15-07 07:13 PM
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1. My apologies, In my defense, I was just kidding.

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JeffR

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Sun Jul-15-07 07:14 PM
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2. Hey, no problem, seriously

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EFerrari

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Sun Jul-15-07 08:20 PM
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30. Oh, NOW you were just kidding.

lol

:hi:

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ayeshahaqqiqa

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Sun Jul-15-07 07:14 PM
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3. No, but it means the Pope is a bear n/t

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JeffR

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Sun Jul-15-07 07:15 PM
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6. He is, isn't he?

:rofl:

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rpannier

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Sun Jul-15-07 07:18 PM
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10. He's a BEAR!!!! Damn it...I bet 50 bucks he was a weasel

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wildhorses

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Sun Jul-15-07 07:14 PM
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4. tree shit?

is that like a sap?

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BlooInBloo

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Sun Jul-15-07 07:15 PM
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7. Nah - that's #1.

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NanceGreggs

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Sun Jul-15-07 07:15 PM
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5. I think the woman you live with ...

... the one you proclaim to be the love of your life, should get at least a dozen DUzys EVERY WEEK, whether she's funny or not.

But that's just my humble opinion ...

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JeffR

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Sun Jul-15-07 07:17 PM
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9. Oh, she's funny

Bang, zoom, to the moon funny.

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Hubert Flottz

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Sun Jul-15-07 07:23 PM
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14. I think you both make DU a better and funnier place...

Jeff really does have a treasure IMHO. NanceGreggs your posts are always very good reading.

I think a Dozen DUzys a week is a fair request.

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NanceGreggs

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Sun Jul-15-07 07:28 PM
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15. Thanks, HF!

Actually, my DUziest comments are confined to our little household. I know the language rules on DU are very liberal.

But most of what comes out of my mouth here at home is not suitable for publication - especially if * happens to be on the TV screen.

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EFerrari

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Sun Jul-15-07 08:21 PM
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31. Shhh!

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Journeyman

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Sun Jul-15-07 07:15 PM
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8. What's a DUzy? . . .

and must I now get a woody in the trees?

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rpannier

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Sun Jul-15-07 07:19 PM
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12. It's the name of the Dodo in a Warner Bros Cartoon...I think

Duzy Dodo...

A dodo...dodo...dodittyohdo...

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JeffR

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Sun Jul-15-07 07:21 PM
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13. Start here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1336593

and here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1341894

You won one on April 14, BTW.

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NMDemDist2

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Sun Jul-15-07 07:18 PM
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11. i thnk I got my first one this week

and it wasn't even a joke, we really do have a big saltmine here :shrug:

but maybe at year's end we'll need an "Academy Awards" for the DUzy. the top winners should get their best snark showcased and we'll on vote on MVP???

:rofl:

PS, I agree with that poster above your lady/love should get several DUzys every day

:P

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tularetom

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Sun Jul-15-07 07:42 PM
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16. Am I the only DUer who doesn't have a DUzy?

And whose ass do I have to kiss to get one?

And do I get a card for free beer or somethin?

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BlooInBloo

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Sun Jul-15-07 07:45 PM
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17. Next to me and Catwoman...

JUST KIDDING JeffR!

;)

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havocmom

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Sun Jul-15-07 07:47 PM
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18. Don't have to kiss ass, have to be one

a smart one ;)

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tularetom

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Sun Jul-15-07 08:27 PM
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33. I got suspended from jr. high for 3 days for mouthing off in class

and when my mom went to talk to the vice principal he told her that I wasn't very smart but I was a smart ass.

It's a title I've worn with distinction ever since (that was like 50 years ago btw).

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EFerrari

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Sun Jul-15-07 11:20 PM
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43. Around here, we call that a proud tradition.

:evilgrin:

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JeffR

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Sun Jul-15-07 07:48 PM
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19. No, you aren't, since you won on May 14 & June 3.

I swear y'all are doing this on purpose.

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havocmom

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Sun Jul-15-07 08:44 PM
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37. we notice you aren't providing links for these clueless winners

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JeffR

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Sun Jul-15-07 08:58 PM
Response to Reply #37

40. all in my journal

which I'm pretty sick of searching through tonight.;-)

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havocmom

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Sun Jul-15-07 11:17 PM
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42. Will make a note

and post on wall behind the computer. Next time I see someone whining they never win a DUzy, I'll look it up for em. But I am going to turn in for the night.

Thanks for the fun you provide. Heaven knows we need all the comedy we can get. Nice of you to help us find good stuff we may have missed.

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JeffR

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Sun Jul-15-07 11:23 PM
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44. Nice of you and others to help find good stuff

And without y'all, it wouldn't be near as good.
:pals:

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HeeBGBz

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Tue Jul-17-07 02:39 PM
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45. So if your name is among those quoted on the weekly DUzy's

You are a winner? I want to claim the little avatar thingie, but I want to get my facts straight first.

I love that which you do, JeffR. I really look forward to the weekly laughs.

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SoCalDem

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Sun Jul-15-07 07:56 PM
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23. What's in YOUR wallet??

Edited on Sun Jul-15-07 07:56 PM by SoCalDem

Three non-DUzy winning weeks in a consecutive manner entitles the aforementioned non-winner to an all expenses paid weekend to Lady Barbara's Spa. Included in the package are: Oatmeal baths, Oil massage..

meal plan:

day 1

breakfast
oatmeal
lunch
Velveeta/pickle loaf sandwich
fritos
dinner
meatloaf, instant mashed potatoes & canned corn

day 2

breakfast
oatmeal
lunch
corn dogs
dinner
chicken nuggets, tater tots & applesauce

Lady Barbara is assisted by her son George. (he's a bit slow so no tipping is necessary).

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JeffR

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Sun Jul-15-07 11:17 PM
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41. That is so damn totally a damn old DUzy next week, damn!

:rofl:

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EFerrari

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Sun Jul-15-07 08:23 PM
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32. I didn't know free beer was involved.

Now this is serious.

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CatWoman

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Sun Jul-15-07 07:50 PM
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20. you rat fink!!!!!

ok, give!!!

what's the going rate for a DUzy?????

:hi:

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JeffR

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Sun Jul-15-07 07:52 PM
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21. Check your own thread

which got Lounged. You don't need to buy one. But if you want more, you can make me an offer.

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CatWoman

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Sun Jul-15-07 07:54 PM
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22. hehehehe

I've got a case of rum somewhere around here :)

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TahitiNut

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Sun Jul-15-07 08:09 PM
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26. Ohhh... rum ... and RC Cola!

Georgia's communion beverage. :evilgrin:

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CatWoman

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Sun Jul-15-07 08:11 PM
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27. b.s.

these yokels brew their own -- and NOT in a bathtub, either

:hi:

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berni_mccoy

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Sun Jul-15-07 08:47 PM
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38. Oooh, Oooh, ME ME, wait, I got nuthin, DAMN!

Can I still get a DUzy?!?!

PRETTY PLEEEEEZE!?!1!1!

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Aviation Pro

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Sun Jul-15-07 08:00 PM
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24. Or does a bear fall and make a sound....

...

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LSK

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Sun Jul-15-07 08:03 PM
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25. no, a bear shits on a hikers car n/t

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Canuckistanian

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Sun Jul-15-07 08:57 PM
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39. The hiker IS the shit on the car

And if it's a careful hiker, the shit has bells in it.

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Gormy Cuss

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Sun Jul-15-07 08:12 PM
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28. I'm nominating the OP for a DUzy.

Edited on Sun Jul-15-07 08:12 PM by Gormy Cuss

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LSK

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Sun Jul-15-07 08:19 PM
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29. this whole thread is DUzy bait

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More Than A Feeling

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Sun Jul-15-07 08:30 PM
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34. Now that I've found out that I won one once,

I have to desperately resist the urge to try too hard to win another one. I'll never be able to post naturally again.

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EFerrari

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Sun Jul-15-07 08:43 PM
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36. It's not like you don't have a lock on the territory.

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EFerrari

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Sun Jul-15-07 08:34 PM
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35. "Because maybe government doesn't matter."

Edited on Sun Jul-15-07 08:35 PM by sfexpat2000

"It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter." -- Meatballs.

:rofl:

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