Typical right-wing persecution complex from Military.com

Just came across this chestnut by accident:

"We, the Democratic party of America, have a dream. We dream of an America where:

All guns are confiscated, so no one can defend themselves
Where all prisoners, except Christians, are set free
Where no white men exist
Where no Christians exist
Where all churches are closed and burned to the ground
Where Evolution is dogma that cannot be challenged, and Christiantiy is a crime
Where all priests and pastors have been jailed
Where marriage between men and women is outlawed, but gays are encouraged and permitted to marry
Where the tax rate is 100 per cent
Where all private property has been siezed and put to the use of the people
Where the IRS has hounded the NRA and the Christian Coalition out of existence
Where all crosses have been removed from everywhere
Where Islam has become victorious
Where private property is outlawed for the crime it is
Where no Republicans can ever again get elected
Where elections are outlawed so that we can do what we want without fear of being voted out of office
Where we can raid the treasury for ourselves and our communist endeavors
Where no dissent is allowed
Where dissenters are shot
Where liberalism becomes the religion of the land
Where God is removed from our money and courts
Where Hillary Clinton is a saint and no one is allowed to say otherwise
Where all Christian books are burned including the Bible
Where adult child sex is normal and abstinence is abnormal
Where no more prayer is allowed and is against the law
Where all borders are erased so that all who want to come here and get welfare are free to do so
Where men are jailed for looking at a woman
Where men are jailed for asking a woman for a date
Where men are not allowed to live in the same town as their children
Where any race or sex but white heterosexual men can speak in public and hold office
Where global warming caused by humans is accepted as truth and cannot be challenged
Where no white person can hold the office of presidency unless they are liberal or gay
Where the state takes children away and 'educates' them as soon as they are born
Where men who fail to pay child support regardless of the fact that they are not allowed to see their children are put in prison for life
Where all talk radio is outlawed
Where PBS is mandated for children to view
Where Rosie O'Donnell is regarded as a saint
Where no white male can be the head of any company unless he is gay
Where no white male can serve in the military unless he is a private and no higher or he is gay
Where the pagan god Queztocotl is worshipped
Where all pro life persons are imprisoned
Where women are required to dress like men and vice versa
Where lying by us is unchallenged
Where all monuments to Conservative politicians or war heroes are destroyed and replaced with feminist or gay icons
Where the antichrist can come to power without opposition
Where animals are not hunted
Where the eating of meat is outlawed.
Where chimpanzees are considered persons but some humans are not
Where no woman takes the name of any man


These are just some of our dreams. Will you join us? We know paradise is just within reach. Vote democrat to make these dreams come true"

:eyes:

More cheese?

:rofl:

I especially liked the part where chimpanzees are considered persons.

:shrug: :P

a chimpanzee CAN become president of the United States

Fascist, anyone ?

I'm guessing the post is from some kind of forums there?

Dedicated to War pr0n. You know, people who watch war clips and masturbate frantically.

It is in the forum at http://forums.military.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/409192893/m/4330016631001

Gun camera footage and videos of big explosions?

Oh yeah:

http://www.military.com/Entertainment

War pr0n. Fap. Fap. Fap.

Many people will take this insanity to be funny. Probably the same people who think watching people get hurt on a reality TV show is funny.

They will email this to everyone in their address books.

Some of those crazy MFers will believe it, and pass it on.

And in a few more years, that will all be Conventional Wisdom that the Democratically-donating, liberally-biased media will be granting "equal time" to.

We, the Republican party of America, have a dream. We dream of an America where:

Everyone is automatically issued an assault weapon at age 2
Where all Christian prisoners are set free
Where no one who isn't white exist
Where no one who isn't Christian exist
Where all mosques, synagogues, and non-Christian houses of worship are closed and burned to the ground
Where Creationism is dogma that cannot be challenged, and any deviating belief system is a crime
Where all non-Christian religious leaders have been jailed
Where only opposite sex, same race people are allowed to marry
Where all private property has a "whites only" sign on the front entrance
Where the NRA and the Christian Coalition are the most influential groups in America
Where every building has a cross on it somewhere
Where Islam and all other religions have become outlawed
Where no one except Republicans can ever again get elected
Where elections are outlawed so that Republicans can do what they want without fear of being voted out of office
Where we can raid the treasury for ourselves and our fascist endeavors
Where no dissent is allowed
Where dissenters are shot
Where conservativism and Bush-worship becomes the religion of the land
Where everyone is forced to recognize the Christian God only
Where George W. Bush is a saint and no one is allowed to say otherwise
Where all books are burned except the Bible
Where sex between priests and altar boys and between Congressmen and teen pages is normal
Where prayer is forced and it is against the law not to pray
Where all borders are patrolled by racist trigger-happy snipers
Where black men are jailed for looking at a white woman
Where black men are lynched for asking a white woman for a date
Where men and women are not allowed to love whom they choose
Where only white heterosexual men can speak in public and hold office
Where global warming caused by humans kills us all but God will make a new planet for us if we break this one
Where no person can hold the office of presidency unless they are conservative, white, male, and well-connected
Where the state takes children away and 'educates' them as soon as they are born
Where all non-conservative talk radio is outlawed
Where Fox News is mandated for children to view
Where Ann Coulter is regarded as a saint
Where no one who is not a white male can be the head of any company
Where no one who is not a white male can serve in the military unless they're black and want to be part of "Operation Human Shield"
Where George W. Bush is worshipped as the Second Son of God
Where all pro choice persons are imprisoned
Where women are treated as property
Where lying by conservatives is unchallenged
Where all monuments to non-conservative politicians or war heroes are destroyed and replaced with statues of conservative heroes like W, Reagan, Nixon, and Hitler
Where the antichrist can come to power without opposition, and his name is Dick Cheney
Where unborn fetuses are considered persons but women are not
Where women have the same status as the family mule

EVERYBODY wants dissenters to be shot!

Where guns are confiscated from right wing nutjob terrorists like Timothy McVeigh
Where all innocent prisoners are set free
Where no lizard men exist
Where x-tian fundies are marginalized
Where x-tian mega-churches are taxed for using the pulpit for political reasons
Where Evolution is taught in all schools so that American children can compete in this world
Where all priests and pastors guilty of pedophilia have been jailed
Where all Americans are permitted to marry
Where the income tax rate is equitable
Where all national resources are put to the use for the people
Where the Christian Coalition pays all back taxes
Where all burning crosses have been removed
Where Islam is tolerated by others of a different faith
Where private property is protected
Where no republicans can ever again steal another election like they did in 2000, and 2004
Where elections are properly monitored and all the votes counted
Where republicans can never again raid the treasury in order to invade another country
Where dissent is always allowed
Where dissenters are not put behind fences and barricades
Where the liberalism of the Founding Fathers is celebrated
Where religion is separated from our government
Where women like Hillary Clinton can run for office without threats of violence from serial misogynists
Where books are safely housed in libraries and where patrons are not monitored by the government
Where sex education is made available to all
Where prayer is respected for its healing properties
Where borders are opened so that America can welcome the tired, poor, huddled masses yearning to be free
Where men are jailed for assaulting women
Where husbands are jailed for beating their wives
Where men are not allowed to abuse their children
Where any race or sex can speak in public and hold office
Where the reality of global warming is accepted and therefore addressed
Where a gay person can hold the office of presidency
Where all children receive an equal education
Where men who fail to pay child support are compelled to do so
Where all talk radio is regulated by the Fairness Doctrine
Where PBS is well-funded
Where Rosie O'Donnell is no longer hassled for her sexual preference
Where anyone can become a CEO
Where all Americans can serve in the military
Where all religions are treated with the same respect
Where pro-life opinions can never affect the right of choice and decent medical care
Where women can dress any way they like
Where lying politicians are impeached
Where national monuments represent the dreams and desires of all Americans
Where the republicans can never again come to power by theft, graft, and murder
Where animals are treated humanely
Where food is not poisoned by chemicals
Where chimpanzees are protected like all other species
Where woman can decide for themselves what name they take

They are also idiots.

That always has interesting outcomes.

some SOB always looking for a fight, just like in the Robert Duvall film...

I'm sure we could import them from China via Wal-Mart.