Vitter's press team releases the script of his news briefing.

"Recent revelations about me have been disappointing to some. Others view my behavior as infantile, and it needs changing. And soon. I really need to be changed ... er ... I need to change. I've been caught with my pants down, and they were soiled. And wet -- long time wet. Truly, I have a rash of mistakes, one that only Desitin can cure. I need to be weaned from my bad acts, pulled away from the teat of vice, although not all at once. Maybe I could start with a Playtex nurser. So be patient. I am just a simple baby with flaws, but I'm not a pampered politician. No pun intended. My lovely wife is here today, and has been supportive with her huggies ... hugs. I'm so lucky. My tippie cup runneth over. All that remains is for me to ask God for forgiveness, and perhaps I'll be reborn. Like a newborn baby. That needs love, and care, and ... and ... and .... Man, I hope I'm reborn. That would be so cool. Well, that's all for now. Time to take a powder."

I'm going to crawl on ...

It sounds like he's been nipping out of *'s bottle of Jack!!

Great piece, Buzz Clik.

myth?

I know he was on that madam's list but is the diaper stuff true or made-up?

It's also hard to care. Sometimes the pure joy of a rumor gives the story life, with or without a foundation of truth.

So it must be true. /sarcasm.

(I think it might be true.)

The fun never ends.

Last Friday night. Don't have the exact quote, but Leno was quick to include the topic.

Then Vitter called for the nanny..........

Haven't laughed so hard since I looked at Vitter-in-dipies-with-pacifier photo Bluebear just posted!

Keep 'em comin'! We need this!

Tired Old Cynic

and rec five too!

:rofl:

bound to get some typically DU funnier-than-hell replies........... and at least one DUzy nomination!

The GOPers are all crybabies!