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Onlooker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 05:20 PM
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What will the doctors find up Bush's ass?
His head.

What else?
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jgraz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 05:21 PM
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1. Bill Kristol
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whistle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 05:22 PM
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2. KKKarl Rove's head
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trueblue2007 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 09:54 PM
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52. they will find poop -- hahahahaha!
lots and lots of poop!!! lots and lots of poop!!! lots and lots of poop!!! lots and lots of poop!!! lots and lots of poop!!! lots and lots of poop!!! lots and lots of poop!!! lots and lots of poop!!! lots and lots of poop!!! lots and lots of poop!!! lots and lots of poop!!! lots and lots of poop!!! lots and lots of poop!!! lots and lots of poop!!! lots and lots of poop!!!
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 05:22 PM
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3. He's just having a colonoscopy because Reagan had one.
I think it's the new status symbol.
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JTG of the PRB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 05:24 PM
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4. The WMDs.
Or at least some sort of noxious gas...
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WI_DEM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 05:25 PM
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5. His brain
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Divine Discontent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 05:25 PM
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6. I'm pretty sure....
that the doc will find Sean Hannity has a timeshare up in there that he shares with George Will and Osama Bin Forgotten.


www.cafepress.com/warisprofitable <<--- top '08 items & antib*sh stickers!
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treestar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 05:25 PM
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7.  A lot of crap
That serves as his brain.
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ozymandius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 05:32 PM
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8. Cheney's cyborg hand
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BobRossi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 05:33 PM
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9. 31% of the population.
And a "stain" left by Jeff Gannon.
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Gman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 05:35 PM
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10. Jerry Falwell
Edited on Fri Jul-20-07 05:36 PM by Gman
K&R this could be a hilarious thread
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Ezlivin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 05:36 PM
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11. They're sending Vitter in.
News anon.
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muffin1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 05:43 PM
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12. A flask and his stash of coke
The poor, poor doctors that have to perform such a procedure deserve enough of a raise to retire immediately, and receive a lifetime of therapy.:puke:
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Jack Bone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 05:44 PM
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13. His bicycle seat
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 05:44 PM
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14. Osama
and some ben wa balls from 1979.
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 05:48 PM
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16. That would explain so much.
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Uncle Joe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 05:48 PM
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15. Oil! Black Gold, Texas Tea! You hear that Exxon! n/t
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 05:51 PM
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17. Executive Orders
Where else could they come from?

:smoke:
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liberal renegade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 05:51 PM
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18. Joe Lieberman and Zell Miller....
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LeftishBrit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 05:53 PM
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19. All Republican politicians; Joe Lieberman; Tony Blair; most of Blair's Cabinet; John Howard....
and whoever are in charge of "Worldview Weekend" and have got Bush and God mixed up.
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shenmue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 06:02 PM
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20. A stick
:dunce:
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LittleClarkie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 06:04 PM
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21. Jimmy Hoffa
.
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Individualist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 06:07 PM
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22. DLC
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 06:08 PM
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23. Joe Liebermann n/t
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 06:09 PM
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24. Ken Lay.
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Blue Belle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 06:21 PM
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25. Some condoms full of coke that have been lodged since his trip to South America...
Edited on Fri Jul-20-07 06:21 PM by Blue Belle
and Harriet Myers.
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bananarepublican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-21-07 07:41 AM
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58. As Cheeh and Chong would say... "Some good shit man!"! n/t
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Blue Belle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 06:26 PM
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26. Polyps that have the image of Jesus embedded on them...
and some Aluminum Tubes.
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davidwparker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 06:50 PM
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27. Jeff Gannon and Victor Ashe
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Sheltiemama Donating Member (892 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 09:23 PM
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49. You must be from Tennessee
Victor was mayor of my city for (too many) years.
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davidwparker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-21-07 11:25 AM
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63. Welcome to DU.
I'm not from TN. Just stay on the blogs too long and hear all the tidbits about * and his family. There was someone running for Gov in Nevada who provided details about * and Ashe.
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marmar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 06:51 PM
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28. Ken Lay....that's where he's been since the "heart attack"
:hide:
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judaspriestess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 07:16 PM
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29. Laura's Dildo
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Pyrzqxgl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 07:16 PM
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30. some old cigar butts, a half digested tootsie roll and some other shit
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lala_rawraw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 07:19 PM
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31. Karl Rove's glove i would think
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 07:21 PM
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32. The missing ENRON cash and
Kenny Boy.
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Bjorn Against Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 07:22 PM
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33. Come on people we have all seen Bush's ass a million times it is nothing new
Oh wait that was his face, never mind.
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moondust Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 07:23 PM
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34. Cheney's earring.
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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 07:24 PM
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35. The missing RNC e-mails
He could only convince Barney to eat a fraction of them.
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 07:40 PM
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36. The U.S. Constitution - right where he shoved it after inauguration day
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Gman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-21-07 07:24 AM
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56. No, that's what the doctor needs to take and shove up there
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Onlooker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 07:42 PM
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37. Laura's stash n/t
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BreweryYardRat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 07:48 PM
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38. Crusty leftovers from Jeff Gannon.
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 07:52 PM
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39. His Texas Air National Guard service records.
And, a couple left over ounces of coke from that era.
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Nimrod2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 07:54 PM
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40. Dick?
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 07:59 PM
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41. Tony Blair.
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Pachamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 08:02 PM
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42. Our taxpayer dollars???
Like the missing millions/billions from Iraq????
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Jade Fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 08:17 PM
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43. The new Harry Potter book.....
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 08:43 PM
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44. Tony Blair's retirement Villa? nt
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 08:43 PM
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45. Colin Powell's integrity.
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 09:11 PM
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46. There will be a clear unobstructed view of the interior of his skull.
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bdamomma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 09:12 PM
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47. the missing e-mails!!!
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BlackVelvet04 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 09:16 PM
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48. The constitution..... n/t
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smoogatz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 09:26 PM
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50. Condi's Rolex?
Just a wild guess...
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 09:42 PM
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51. Horse hair. nt
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messiah2012 Donating Member (132 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 09:57 PM
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53. Poland
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bananarepublican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-21-07 07:44 AM
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59. Don't you mean 'The Coalition of the Willing' (Bush butt lickers)?
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 09:58 PM
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54. KKKarl Rove's wristwatch.
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Oilwellian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 10:02 PM
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55. A corncob
someone had to say it. :D
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DearAbby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-21-07 07:28 AM
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57. I lost my keys...looked everywhere
wasn't about to look there, but while they are rooting around up there...could they please be on the look out for them?
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Wiccan Warrior Donating Member (388 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-21-07 07:45 AM
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60. HIS BRAIN n/t
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-21-07 07:46 AM
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61. The keys to the straight talk express?
A bundle of love letters from Joe Lieberman?
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bananarepublican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-21-07 07:48 AM
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62. HIS PLANS FOR AN ATTACK ON IRAN! n/t
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