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BigBearJohn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-21-07 10:56 PM
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FUNNIEST ONE-LINER blurted out by my 85 year old "liberal" professor about BUSH
I understand they found his head while performing his colonoscopy this morning!
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rusty charly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-21-07 10:57 PM
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1. bill maher just said it.
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BigBearJohn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-21-07 11:08 PM
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3. Why that old coot. Just wait til I get him on the phone.
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L. Coyote Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-21-07 10:59 PM
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2. Am I missing something? Isn't that why they were looking there?
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CC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-21-07 11:23 PM
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4. I thought they were looking for his brains
again since they couldn't find them the last couple times. They should give it up since it is hopeless.


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soothsayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-21-07 11:40 PM
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6. They were looking for weapons of ass destruction
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-21-07 11:46 PM
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8. LOL!
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juajen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-21-07 11:53 PM
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9. Now, that was really funny.
I'll steal that, if I may?
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countmyvote4real Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-22-07 02:11 AM
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12. You made my DU week.
Brilliant! Now watch how your comment is picked up elsewhere.
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EVDebs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-21-07 11:27 PM
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5. I thought that was Cheney's secret hideout in Bush's bung
Edited on Sat Jul-21-07 11:28 PM by EVDebs
which is why they call it the 'unitary executive'
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EST Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-21-07 11:46 PM
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7. They were looking for the light at the end of the tunnel.
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-21-07 11:59 PM
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10. They weren't going where no man has gone before.
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133724 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-22-07 12:06 AM
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11. !
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