Five polyps

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President George W. Bush had five polyps removed during a routine colon cancer test on Saturday, but his doctors described them as small and apparently not worrisome, the White House said.
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The president was in very good spirits and in good humor and looks forward to returning to his activities.
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Bush was planning to take a bicycle ride later on Saturday afternoon after participating in briefings with National Security Adviser Stephen Hadley and Chief of Staff Josh Bolten and eating lunch with them, Stanzel said.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/bush_health_dc

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Doctors also report finding the following items during the routine procedure:

1. The missing WMDs

2. Senator Joe Lieberman (I-CT)

3. A bootlegged copy of Hooked on Phonics

4. Harriet Miers curriculum vitae

5. A pair of Presidential Seal bicycle socks

out of his ass to get as his colon, they should have gotten that one too. Unless it was just too small to get ahold of.

detect something as minuscule as his head.

:rofl: DUzy!

Five little polyps
hiding up his butt

The first one said:
"Karl Rove is SUCH a slut"

The second one said
Have terrarist's been 'round here?

The third one said:
"More beer, more beer, more beer"

The fourth one said:
"Dick Cheney's one of us!"

The fifth one said:
"He's the one that's filled with pus"

Then scrape! went the scope
and out went the light
and the five little polyps
passed into the night.

Perhaps they got lodged up there during some kind of kinky tryst - I think the military term for that is "gannonized."

'gannonized'=EXCELLENT!

'flush' in the pan?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

P-U!

The doctors didn't go far enough in to find the moron in chief's brain.

:evilgrin:

brainless wonder's face, like total duuuuh.

They were the best part of him.