Did Georgie and Dickie fail Kindergarten??

TahitiNut

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Mon Jul-23-07 03:59 PM
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Did Georgie and Dickie fail Kindergarten??

Share everything. (Not just the blame.)
Play fair. (Obeying the law is a good start.)
Don't hit people. (Even at Gitmo.)
Put things back where you found them. (Remember the surplus?)
Clean up your own mess. (Even in Iraq and Afghanistan.)
Don't take things that aren't yours. (Even oil.)
Say you're sorry when you hurt somebody. (Even when you shoot them in the face.)
Wash your hands before you eat. (Can't remove the bloodstains?)
Flush. (Even turds like Gonzo, Karl, and Condi.)
Warm cookies and cold milk are good for you. (You have a cook, fer krissakes!)
Live a balanced life - learn some and think some and draw and paint and sing and dance and play and work every day some. (Just playing isn't enough.)
Take a nap every afternoon. (You got this one.)
When you go out in the world, watch out for traffic, hold hands and stick together. (Not just with Saudi princes.)
Be aware of wonder. Remember the little seed in the Styrofoam cup: the roots go down and the plant goes up and nobody really knows how or why, but we are all like that. (Planting corpses doesn't count.)
Goldfish and hamsters and white mice and even the little seed in the Styrofoam cup - they all die. So do we. (It's not supposed to be fun.)
And then remember the Dick-and-Jane books and the first word you learned - the biggest word of all - LOOK. (Self-inflicted blindness is no excuse.)

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DFW

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Mon Jul-23-07 04:03 PM
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1. I don't think that Georgie went to one of "our" Kindergärten

Georgie's Kindergarten probably had the kids
delivered by chauffeur and fed their milk and
cookies with sterling silver spoons.

Dick probably got picked on by the rest of the
class, and has been wreaking revenge on them
ever since he entered public life.

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C_U_L8R

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Mon Jul-23-07 04:35 PM
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2. Fail kindergarten? They ruled kindergarten.

Invaded the sandbox. Stole all the toys. Pissed off everybody.

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