Trim that mullet before you toss your hat in, Fred:

EDIT: how could I forget?



http://home.comcast.net/~wizardofwhimsy/

I think I'm going to have to increase the Zoloft.

Again.

Maybe Lindsay can pick me up a new scrip on her way back from the rehab.

--p!

top that MOR Caglewimps

TEN AL GORE BALLOTS

he really said that

audience laughed hard

sad, isn't it?

Either that, or Dan Aykroyd in Nothing But Trouble:

I also loved the Coneheads, so there you have it

Chris Farley should have gotten a lifetime achievement award for his oeuvre, the epitome was his fine work in Coneheads, topped only, perhaps by that in Beverly Hills Ninja

Even at this diminutive size, the resemblance is striking.

On edit: I had to cram the original photo into my Photobucket account, since the website doesn't like bandwidth thieves (that would be me).

how weird is that?

now I'm REALLY pissed

What are these webmasters thinking? Are they applying off-the-wall tagwords in order to draw Google hits or something?

that story had no legs, did it?

the easiest game in the world:

Replace everything that's happened under "Bush" administration with "Clinton" and imagine the M$M reaction

does it make you crazier than you already feel?

Surrealism is my new reality.

http://images.google.com/images?q=Dan+Aykroyd+in+Nothing+But+Trouble+penis+nose&svnum=10&um=1&hl=en&start=18&sa=N&ndsp=18

btw, how's this. my sister in law went to vegas with the girls a few months ago

they went to that Beatles/Cirque show, and in the middle of it, with a guy hanging from a rope about fifty feet above the stage, a SIREN started going off, lights started flashing, and nobody moved. they thought it was part of the show

it was a FIRE!

that was....surreal

http://www.ravenblack.net/random/surreal.html

there used to be a much better one than the above, but I cna't find it

maybe Stephanie has it

she fell in love with me because of it

seriesly

ha

''Servile bicycles! Hundreds of them! All of them tartan! ''

http://www.forbisthemighty.com/acidlogic/rascal_flatts_saleeby.htm



http://www.forbisthemighty.com/acidlogic/im_fredthompson.htm

Once Fred declared that he was running for the Senate everybody made fun of his campaign because all of a sudden he was driving all over Tennessee in a red pick up truck trying to pass himself off as some kind of Good Ol' Boy. Nobody had ever seen Fred in a red pick up truck in his life and now there he was trying to pass himself off as some kind of jackanapes in a Bruce Springsteen video. I guess every few miles Fred would pull over to the side of the road, take a shotgun down from the rack, and shoot something. Like people in Tennessee are so dumb that would make em want to vote for him. "Damn! You saw that!?!

He shot a garbage bag full of leaves and rotten Chinese food! The man's got my vote, by golly!" Then again, these were the same people who had already elected Al Gore so they'll probably fall for anything. I bet Gore was riding around the state in a Chinese rickshaw passing out copies of "The Silent Spring" and Chairman Mao's Little Red Book. Hopefully Tipper was pulling the rickshaw, she could use the exercise. More Phoney Baloney - No sooner was Fred running for Senate then all of a sudden Lorrie Morgan - Country singer and really cute piece of patoot - was his Girlfriend. Way To Go, Fred! Now, if it had been me running for office I woulda gone for Shania Twain. I bet Fred flew to Europe just to flip a coin with Mutt Lange - Heads, Fred gets Shania, Mutt gets Lorrie Tails - Fred gets Lorrie, Mutt gets Shania. "And it's . . . TAILS!!" "Awww . . . " But soon as Fred was elected Lorrie was his Ex Girlfriend - Huh?!? Did anybody get a chance to sniff Fred's finger while he was tooling around in that pick up truck? This is what all of us down south were gossiping about before Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake came along. What were ya'll talking about out west and up north? Probably what a bunch of retards we are, same as usual.

I took MSNBC, CNBC, CNN, and CSPAN off my remotes yesterday

can NOT take that garbage anymore

DU is more than enough

time for something to lower my BP

here's a wonderful tonic, WRT the Mozart of our time:



http://www.modernguitars.com/archives/000213.html

my favorite bit from a different DVD:

when they sent the acetate for mastering, Columbia sent it back with the title "Electric Landlady!"

Pearl!

:spank:

it's either TCFTBL or St. Rudy

who's your guy?

need I go on?



http://home.comcast.net/~wizardofwhimsy

Those are like eeeevvvvviiiiilllll monsters who'll suck the blood right out of you. :P

Mr Spoon summons a photogenic fake beard to order a pizza topped with Fred Flintstone!

I edited that one myself; narwhal

see how easy?

And Pusher Robot said, "Let there be a road", and there was a road. And Pusher Robot saw that the road was second-best, and Pusher Robot separated the road from the key-ring.

I've proof that you can't sue barcode-readers!

the time is now....