Under what circumstance would Sen Orrin Hatch of Utah

Jack Sprat

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Thu Jul-26-07 11:19 PM
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Poll question: Under what circumstance would Sen Orrin Hatch of Utah

vote to confirm an impeachment of George Bush?

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helderheid

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Thu Jul-26-07 11:21 PM
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1. other - video surfaced of Hatch blowing * or vice versa

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aquart

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Thu Jul-26-07 11:31 PM
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5. Not impossible, I've heard.

Although I suppose he was always very careful. Check DeLay's safety deposit box.

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helderheid

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Fri Jul-27-07 12:46 AM
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12. you're not alone on these rumors

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Fri Jul-27-07 01:25 AM
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14. The rumors I heard involved leather.

What an ugly mental picture: Orrin Hatch in his finest leatherdaddy getup!

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aquart

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Fri Jul-27-07 03:56 AM
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16. Orrin in leather? My fondest wish.

Will no one furnish the footage?

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smalll

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Fri Jul-27-07 01:41 AM
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15. Ah, that air-tight logic we see on DU now and then -

Major Premise: All Republicans are evil.
Minor Premise: Orrin Hatch is a Republican.
Conclusion: Therefore, Orrin Hatch is gay.

Nothing gets past our best minds here, nothing!

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Richard Steele

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Fri Jul-27-07 04:07 AM
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17. Right- that's exaaaaaaaactly what Helderheid is saying there.

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helderheid

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Fri Jul-27-07 12:14 PM
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18. What???

You're making zero sense.

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ToeBot

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Fri Jul-27-07 12:38 PM
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20. Actually, it's because Orrin is a notorious homophobe.

Where does that fit in your juvenile syllogism?

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More Than A Feeling

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Thu Jul-26-07 11:22 PM
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2. Bush comes out in favor of gay marriage, choice, and universal, single-payer healthcare.

Edited on Thu Jul-26-07 11:22 PM by Heaven and Earth

And vows to appoint clones of William Brennan to the Supreme Court.

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Snarkoleptic

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Thu Jul-26-07 11:26 PM
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3. If * issues a signing statement permitting polyandry.

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mitchum

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Thu Jul-26-07 11:26 PM
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4. If bush tells Hatch that the only magic glasses he gives a flying fuck about...

are the ones that magically refill themselves with booze.

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cynatnite

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Thu Jul-26-07 11:33 PM
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6. When bush's head is shaved and 666 is found n/t

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Swamp Rat

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Thu Jul-26-07 11:35 PM
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8. Can't you see it? It's right on his forehead.

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cynatnite

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Thu Jul-26-07 11:38 PM
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9. How did I miss that?...

Oh, I don't have the invisible cross on my forehead. In the Left Behind books you can tell who the bad people are if you have an invisible cross on your forehead.

Thanks for enlightening me. Saving it to my hard drive. :)

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Swamp Rat

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Thu Jul-26-07 11:40 PM
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10. bumper sticker

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IChing

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Fri Jul-27-07 12:50 AM
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13. I hadn't seen that one in years......

LOL.....:)

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Swamp Rat

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Thu Jul-26-07 11:34 PM
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7. Hell, Hatch gets orgasms just thinking about Guantanamo

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LeftyMom

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Thu Jul-26-07 11:40 PM
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11. President Hinkley tells him to.

That, boys and girls, is the only answer. And there isn't a snowball's chance in hell of it happening.

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Virginia Dare

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Fri Jul-27-07 12:24 PM
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19. Never, all of those scenarios..

would be explained away as a leftist plot.

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LeftishBrit

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Fri Jul-27-07 12:41 PM
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21. If he had a brain transplant?

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