Men who solicited sex ordered to wear chicken suits

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/bizarre/5003526.html

PAINESVILLE, OHIO — The Best Little Whorehouse is not in Painesville.

And Municipal Judge Michael Cicconetti, known for dispensing unusual sentences, doesn't want one sprouting in his small town.

So Cicconetti ordered three men charged with soliciting sex to take turns dressing in a bright yellow chicken costume while carrying a sign that reads "No Chicken Ranch in Painesville."



It's not the first time that Cicconetti has used barnyard animals in his sentences.

He ordered a man who called a policeman a "pig" to stand next to a live pig in a pen and hold a sign that read, "This Is Not a Police Officer."

A couple who stole a baby Jesus statue from a manger were sentenced to dress as Mary and Joseph and walk with a donkey.

I'm no more amused by "creative sentencing" than I am "mandatory sentencing".

Does he lie awake at night thinking this crap up, or does it come naturally? :shrug:

:rofl:

Would it be cruel and unusual punishment if the couple were atheists and forced to dress up like Mary and Joseph?

I would do it without problem since it would not mean anything to me.

If I were a Muslim?

it's only fitting

Then we can take of the suits, pluck the feathers, and with a little tar we can do what should be done.

IS a lizard!

:D

Sorry.

Disturbing to hear the solon has used "barnyard animals in his sentences." I won't even go there.

Chicken costumes are sexy. Really any bird costume.

Goldie Hawn in Private Benjamin. Ummmmm, Emus.

But I'm from St. Louis. I was thinking of Fredbird.