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July 30, 2007
"FAMOUS QUOTATIONS FROM THE BUSH FAMILY TREE"
By Lawless One
Or, Ancestral Bushiness
Teddy Roosevelt Bush - “Speak clumsily and act like a big dick.”
F. D. R. Bush - “The only thing you have to fear is me.”
William Clinton Bush - “It depends on what I say the definition of torture is.”
Tricky Dick Bush - “I am not a crook, but all my campaign contributors are.”
Harry S. Bush - “After the buck stops here, I give it to my rich friends.”
Dwight D. Bush - “I am the military/industrial complex.”
Thomas Jefferson Bush - “I am endowed by the Creator with certain unalienable rights and among these are the right to rule as I please and the pursuit of your money.”
Dan Q. Bush - “Potatoe, Tomatoe, Nuklar. It’s all Greek to me.”
John Paul Bush - “I have not yet begun to lose the fight.”
Patrick Henry Bush - “I regret that I have only the lives of several thousand soldiers to give for my ego.”
Brownie Bush - “I’m doing a heckofa job.”
Ben Franklin Bush - “Early to bed. Early to lie. It makes a man healthy and wealthy if not wise.”
Herbert Hoover Bush - “10/29! 10/29! What coming depression?”
Winston C. Bush - “Never have some many been forced to give so much to so few.”
Marie Antoinette Bush - “Let them eat dirt.”
Noah Bush - “What rising sea levels?”
Groucho Bush - “A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five to explain it to me.”
George Custer Bush - “Don’t worry. Them Injuns’ll be greeting us with open arms.”
Henry V Bush - “Once more men. Into the breach. I'll stay behind and guard the country club.”
Thomas Dewey Bush - “Dam the environment. Full speed ahead with global warming.”
Joseph McCarthy Bush - "I have irrefutable evidence that there are Democrats in the government.”
Henry Ford Bush - “You can vote any color you want as long as it's red.”
Ronald R. Bush - “People don't start wars, I do.”
J. F. K. Bush - “Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what it can do for me.”
Abraham L. Bush - “You can fool some of the people some of the time. You can fool me all the time. No wait, I meant something else.”
Authors Website:
http://resistence-is-possible.blogspot.com/Authors Bio: It's probably obvious I'm a CYNICAL PESSIMIST. Why a cynical pessimist? Possibly it's the result of expending a full lifetime defending, first with rifle in hand and then with a legal pad, "truth, justice and the American Way." Observing the less than perfect result and the fact that it must be unending tends to incubate pessimistic cynicism. There is actually a better answer though. As a pessimistic cynic, I know I'll always be either right or delighted. I'm probably also affected by the fact I live at the very edge of the earth, about as far as someone can get from our nation's centers of power and still have dry feet. (Minor quibble to establish my unfailing honesty: I don't actually live at the edge. Nevertheless, I really can at least see the edge from here.) The commentaries submitted to this website are some of the views from that edge, for the most part political and social observations and questions tinged (or perhaps more accurately, tainted) with humor to make the point. The name "lawless one"? It was my call sign in Nam and ironic in other ways.