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I have been under the impression that it was a neocon tactic to stick the terrorism label on anything that required bad publicity. But unlike other tactics with that rovian blend of spin to it, that we could have used so well in the past, this one has been fully adopted by politically involved organizations from the other side.
This leads to the conclusion that now applies to any given subject matter: IF IT'S NOT TERRORISM, IT'S NOT AN ISSUE.
Hurricanes are an act of terrorism. They destroy people and infrastructure and have great political impact. Arabs are terrorists. Generalization is perfectly acceptable when it comes to terrorism. Newspapers are terrorist organizations. They have terrorized us for years with stories about killer sharks, bird flu and Africanized bees. Anything that terrorizes is terrorism.
Mosquitoes are the worst kind of terrorists. Their chemical warfare tactics bring disease to more than 70 million people annually. 5,3 million children under the age of 5 die from mosquito bites every year. This makes the mosquito the deadliest animal on the planet. More deadly than the polar bear, the great white shark, the rattle snake and the black mamba together. Their reign of terror takes global proportions, spreading malaria in the tropics and west nile in the homeland.
If we do not recognize that mosquitoes are terrorists then there is no telling what they might do. If you don't believe, or worse dispute, that mosquitoes are terrorists then you are stupid and probably an asshole too. Do you not have a heart? Do you not care about 5 million children being murdered by these terrorists?
Mosquitoes are terrorists.....or ELSE!
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