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but if you want the NSA to stop listening in on decent, patriotic Americans' phone calls, I'm your man!
"If you want to get rid of all the illegal domestic spying programs that other Republicans love, but you also want to keep our country safe from terrorists, you need to keep ME in the Senate.
"Why? Because I'm an expert in the sending and receiving of secret signals. Just like I can tell the difference between a foot-tap in the men's room that means 'Oh well, gotta drop quite a load, gonna be here a while' and 'Psst, hey buddy, want some?', I can tell the difference between a harmless conversation and an Al Qaeda information exchange. And that's a whole lot more than the President can do.
"I'll vote so that your phone calls will no longer be eavesdropped on--but Al Qaeda's will! Count on it! And if...you'd be interested in meeting me in the men's room for some...well...you know...then YOU can call ME."
Larry Craig. He'll help keep the government out of your business--especially when you're doing your business.
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