I'm feeling very, very paranoid - Democratic Underground

spinbaby

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Fri Sep-07-07 07:36 AM
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I'm feeling very, very paranoid

9/11 is on a Tuesday this year for the first time since 2001.

Wingnuts hint that Bush needs another 9/11.

ABC—the official White House terror fright network—claimed that the German "terror" plot was planned as a 9/11 anniversary attack.

Cheney needs an excuse to nuke Iran.

Bin Laden video.

Petraeus report.

New moon.

Ramadan.

I’m going to be hiding under the bed on 9/11 because I’m convinced that someone--and that someone ain’t Al Qaida--is planning something big.

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Demintheusa

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Fri Sep-07-07 07:38 AM
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1. That's why Bin Laden is back it's time to make an excuse to attack Iran

Bin Laden moved to Iran we must bomb it...oh wait there is oil in them there hills too isn't there hehehehehe.....

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BridgeTheGap

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Fri Sep-07-07 07:38 AM
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2. Just because you're paranoid

doesn't mean they're not out to get you!
I always loved that statement.

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Virginia Dare

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Fri Sep-07-07 08:08 AM
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3. Speaking of Cheney he's been notably absent of late...

anybody hear of any sightings of the dark lord lately?

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rox63

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Fri Sep-07-07 08:11 AM
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4. You're not the only one who's paranoid

But I'm not hiding under my bed. I'm hauling my butt down to Washington DC to protest this insane war on 9/15. Care to join us?

http://www.road2dc.com

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spinbaby

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Fri Sep-07-07 08:15 AM
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5. Too late

We'll blown up on the 11th. Maybe if I buy more duct tape...

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Jacobin

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Fri Sep-07-07 08:19 AM
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6. I spread some chicken entrails this morning

I report good news.

Nothing to fear.

:evilgrin:

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Mutineer

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Fri Sep-07-07 08:21 AM
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7. Sacrifice some goats to appease the Gods

That usually works.

Seriously, you are buying into the fear. They want you to be afraid. Don't buy in to it.

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Jacobin

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Fri Sep-07-07 08:26 AM
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8. No. Really. The chicken entrails said all is safe for now

Everyone can stand down.

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youthere

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Fri Sep-07-07 08:35 AM
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9. All hail the chicken entrails!

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spinbaby

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Fri Sep-07-07 09:03 AM
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12. It's working, I AM afraid.

I'm very much afraid of the BFEE.

:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:

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Baby Snooks

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Fri Sep-07-07 08:46 AM
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10. The dark beard

I am among those who from time to time wonder if the real bin Laden may be dead and we have a puppet installed, perhaps only on Memorex, as dictator of this phantom nation called Terrorism that Bush and Company declared war on but if so, the followers of bin Laden may not know that and so they look for signals to know when to attack.

And suddenly a dark beard.

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Connie_Corleone

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Fri Sep-07-07 08:56 AM
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11. Just wrap your head in some plastic sheeting and duct tape.

You'll be very safe that day.

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woodsprite

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Fri Sep-07-07 09:15 AM
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13. Yeah, I might take off and stay in the safety of my home.

We had 2 b-threats yesterday at work (higher ed). They evac'd buildings and brought the b'sniffing dogs and state police in. I've quickly checked, but have yet to see anything on the local news reports about it. Maybe it's not there because they were deemed false alarms.

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