Osama Slams Democrats, Bemoans Global Warming and Subprime Crisis

I find Osama's speech to be nothing short of bizarre. ABC News now has a transcript. Excerpts:



http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalradar/2007/09/new-obl-tape-ir.html

Bizarre. Just bizarre.

UPDATE: -- And he's in favor of a flat tax!!!!



Will Grover Norquist endorse the Osama tax plan?

As if he has any right to comment at all on how America is run.

a legitimate interest in seeing the Republicans regain power. After all, if Democrats had been in power over the last six or seven years he'd be dead now. So, give him a break, he just wants to see his best interests served in this country - and that is with Republicans firmly in power...

Top ten reasons I think OBL has decided to run for President.
10. He's got a lock on the fanatical Muslim vote.
9. He's got name recognition.
8. His family cut him off. He needs a job.
7. He looks much younger with his beard dyed.
6. It's his last chance to be the anti-Bush candidate.
5. He enjoys being on tape.
4. He knows conservatives respond to the terrorist.
3. God is running out of virgins.
2. Why wait for death? The President can get a blow job in office.
1. Condi's boots.

Hey GOP, shut the fuck up already.

And that therefore, the Democrats in congress are "fighting terror" by IGNORING THE WILL OF THE MAJORITY on the issue. I feel so much better now! Don't you know that doing the opposite of whatever this bearded man in a cave says is more sound policy than listening to the collective will of the people???
:sarcasm:

He doesn't really need to perpetrate another act of terrorism
on US soil because Bushinc is destroying this country by
itself... and possibly the world.

You know, something like "I too use a wide stance when I'm squatting over the shit hole in my cave"

:rofl:

brown skinned people climbing over your fences and taking the jobs you murkans won't do. That's probably on the "b" side of the tape.

I can name that song in 5 beats!... :rofl:

Osama is pissed!!

Osama bin Laden votes Republican.

Like many, he votes for the person who will keep him safe.

trying to sound like a Green party supporter - and failing in both jumps. (no disrespect intented to real Greenies.)

He does end getting close to GOP values though - recomendding an Islamic state as there are NO TAXES, other than a 2.5% Zakaat!

Yeah, that's the ticket.

I need further proof that Osama is a Rethug spinmeister :rofl:

Of course those who gain from exalting this doofus will be touting his latest missive for all it's worth.

Since when would a known terrorist (presumed dead) get involved with the internal affairs of another country's politics? This is absurd, but all these aholes on the Chicken Noodle News (CNN) or FOX swallow this as if this is authentic. Pleeeease!

OBL- or whomever is posing as him, and if you truly are reading these boards and following the news, then welcome to your own Islamic reformation- how is that going for you? Sit down and shut up. We know you are a figment of your own imagination, now go away.

I know it wasn't handwritten or typed. Is that supposed to look scarier?

Even if ABC got it that way, the document could have been converted to text in about 10 seconds with standard OCR software.

Fuck the earth.

I've got a beachfront house in Albuquerque to sell you. You don't have to look at it, you can trust me.

Heh heh heh.

Wouldn't you like to know what the tape really says? Nevermind, seeing that it was produced by the RNC, I'm sure that is exactly what it says.

Does it matter? If Usama/Osama is dead, his possible demise has not stopped the al Q Enterprise. Al Q is good for Western & ME Business. It is now a prosperous franchise that benefits all associated businesses.

I don't believe this for a second. The GOP can't fool everyone all of the time.

geeee Osama gets roves talking points..knock me over with a feather!..has Saddam risen from the grave yet???????

well if he does... i know what his first words will be...and i am taking bets now...its Clinton's fault!..

..aided... of course..... by the democrats..wooo hoo..i love when the bogeyman knows

-just- the- right- talking- points!

what a nasty boy , a nasty naughty boy, a dirty nasty naught boy........and it is all Clintons fault......

fly

And agin, Bin Laden, in what is sure am sure is purely coincidence, sounds like a DUer (just how the Bushies wrote it to sound), except when he talks about taxes.

You could just see it, catcha'? Bunch of Bushie PsyOps Boys writing the script for the New Bushie Bin Laden Double, but when they start wriitng about taxes, they can;t help but be the Bushie traitors they are.

I would like to see a transcript of the whole speech, just to get an idea of what words the Bushies are writing for Osama Bin Bushie Double.

Oh, and you can make bank that, whether or not the Bushies feel the need to make and release the next Bin Laden tape to help them out, there will be another October Surprise which may or may not include a new Bush-Bin Laden Tape.

Yeah that speech is bizarre, but only because it was a bunch of Bushies trying to sound like Osama trying to sound like a Liberal Democrat.

Gotta figure there would be some bizarre in anything written like that trying to mix three disparate philopsophies.

Well, not BushPutinism and al-Qaeda. THEY share LOTS of beliefs: hatred of Liberals and Jews, secularism and intellectuals, free elections and sexy TV...

Well, not BushPutinism and al-Qaeda. THEY share LOTS of beliefs: hatred of Liberals and Jews, secularism and intellectuals, free elections and sexy TV...

But for the wrong reasons

If you study the history of the movement that led to AQ yes, they hate securalism, liberalism and Jews, as well as Intellectuals. Their criticism, on the surface, looks very similar to that of the radical right in the US

The movement that led to AQ started in the 1950s in Egypt, and Al Zahari brought a lot of this to Afthanistan and AQ

That said, what has my cackles is... com'on, UBL will be that involved in US Politics?

You'd think he'd have other fish to fry...

Besides, take a look at the thread entitled "The Progression of Bin Laden". It's not even him on the tape.

It's a Loyal Bushie written to sound like Osama trying to sound like a Liberal Democrat.

And if it is indeed him (unlikely) and always has been on these tapes, then the reality of the situations is that Osama BinBushLaden already entered US politics, on Oct. 29, 2004, the day he released that Bush-BinLaden campaign October Surprise Video.

So apparently, if indeed that actually is him on any of the tapes, that Osama has no bigger fish to fry than making sure Bushies continue looting and destroying America.

Been studying the Muslim Brotherhood for that little pesky, know thy enemy...

Anyhow, much of what he said in that tape (except the US Politics and global Warming) are part and parcel of the
Arab Brotherhood philosophy. And yes on the surface they can and do sound like oh... bad marxists, but they drank in many ways (Katib did at least, and he is the founder) from almost the same source as the Neocons... and their hate for secularism is deep.

Now as to UBL, going for the died beard is part and parcel of the muslim preparation for war. It is permitted, in fact encouraged during holy wars... guess what this one is.

But the truth is, instead of going around and screaming, this is a psy ops... here is your answer

Ok. THAT IS UBL on tape and HE'S STILL FREE TO TRANSMIT TO THE US?

Weren't we supposed to catch this guy?

Don't question the legitimacy (at least not in front of your friendly twenty percenter)... point out that he was supposed to be brought to justice dead (preferably) or alive.

Hell, today during my usual sundry things I had to go do I actually had one of these idiots, who knows I am a liberal, tell me

See, UBL is again threatening the country

Calmly I retortedd... you are right, wasn't Bush supposed to catch him? Why is he still around putting tapes around the WWW?

Lets just say the local starbucks grew quiet and he left, not to comfortable

And this is how you turn this tape around

So this is what you do. You don't go scream to the four winds, look this is fake. You go scream to the four winds, what the fuck is this guy still doing sending love letters to the US Media? Oh and why the hell is the WH releasing this on 9.11? And they claim they don't play politics with war.

Satire and ridicule is YOUR friend.


If this is propaganda and psy ops this is exactly how you deflate it...

And at that point it does not matter if this is a fatter, well fed UBL who died his beard and seems to pay way, and I mean WAAAAY too much attention to our internal politics. (Though granted that is a great move from a strategic point of view triyng to defeat the will to fight of your enemy), or a CIA stand in...

...and supports a flat tax...who knew? :shrug:

This could be HUGH!!