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driver8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-12-07 04:30 PM
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Bush / Petraeus joke...

THE SECRET SERVICE HAD A LITTLE SCARE YESTERDAY. DID YOU HEAR ABOUT
THIS? FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS THEY COULD NOT FIND PRESIDENT BUSH.

LUCKILY, IT TURNS OUT HE WAS JUST HIDING BEHIND GENERAL PETRAEUS.

(My friend who writes for the Tonight Show sent me this.)
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Coexist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-12-07 04:32 PM
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1. LOL!
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soothsayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-12-07 04:32 PM
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2. cue the crickets!
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driver8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-12-07 04:33 PM
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3. Is it that bad??
I thought it was funny!
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-12-07 04:49 PM
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8. I applaud the sentiment, but it's not a clever joke
Of course neither are most of the Clinton cock jokes, but at least mentioning the subject of sex makes people giggle.

Here, let me demonstrate....








Penis....
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-12-07 04:34 PM
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4. Let me guess.




Leno rejected it, right?


Letterman or Maher would have used it.
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driver8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-12-07 04:39 PM
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5. My friend is like the "lone liberal" on that show.
He is always arguing with Jay regarding politics. He gets so pissed!!
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-12-07 04:47 PM
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6. LOL
Edited on Wed Sep-12-07 04:48 PM by lpbk2713



Send him my appreciation for being a counterbalance.
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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-12-07 04:49 PM
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7. well, I thought it was funny!
Tell your friend that it suggests some amusing visuals.
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-12-07 04:54 PM
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9. Jon Stewart's commentary is also up
http://www.comedycentral.com/motherload/player.jhtml?ml_video=102586&ml_collection=&ml_gateway=&ml_gateway_id=&ml_comedian=&ml_runtime=&ml_context=show&ml_origin_url=%2Fmotherload%2F%3Flnk%3Dv%26ml_video%3D102586&ml_playlist=&lnk=&is_large=true

The best bit is at the end of the first segment.
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