Vitter wastes his sperm! And, him a Catholic too.

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For example, today we learn from Agitprop that Senator Vitter had been selected "Theocrat of the Week" earlier this summer. Agitprop also notes that Vitter, a proud Church lector, practiced safe sex during his countless liaisons with prostitutes from around the country. (Except for, perhaps, that one time.) It is unclear how many Spermatazoan-Americans were terminated due to Vitter's un-Catholic practices-- millions? billions?

One wonders: why didn't Vitter listen to the "abstinence only" education programs he foists on the 30 and under crowd, with the aim of teaching them, in Vitter's words, "important lessons about health and character"? Also, why does Vitter discourage federal funds towards programs that educate young folks about contraception and birth control? I guess it's because teenagers are hormone-crazed, and their sex drives can impair their judgment. And that can lead to mistakes with repurcussions that last a lifetime.

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say anything about Vitter. No.. but he did rant and rave about a woman who said something about Jesus because she must be an atheist. Golly a man can do what he wants, a woman can't say what she wants...there you go the old double standard the ego maniac republicans have.

The Catholic Church assures us that babies cannot sin. Babies wear diapers.

So by wearing diapers, Vitter (like Bokonon) can 'stay like a baby to this very day.'


(Of course, the Church also assumes that one stops wearing diapers when one doesn't need them anymore.)