Flamebait.

...DRAMA LLAMA DING DONG!

--which is "Who put the bop in the bop shebop shebop?" And I can't possibly consider supporting your candidate until you do.

(BTW, welcome aboard the good ship DU!)

Unfortunately, they will bite and spit if they feel provoked.

ME TOO!

Still, if you go to see the llamas at the state fair, be careful.

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I've always been warned they will bite or spit so to be careful around them. Personally, I think they're beautiful animals.

Don't have a cow, man.

If I sound over the board I apologize but LLamas are possibly the most friendly animal there is, and a lot smarter than most Repugs.

We have llamas that live next door. Maybe its because the people don't pay very much attention to them, but those llamas are kind of aggressive. One did spit on my daughter once when she was trying to lure it over to pet it. It TOTALLY grossed her out. I was pretty impressed by the range and accuracy, though. Right in the face from about six feet.

abused, a lot of people get into the business of raising LLamas and have no Idea what they are doing
and in the process ruin the LLamas, Your Daughter was just possibly being given a warning that a male was in heat and didn't want any company,,,,, I do the same thing when me and Momma get disturbed,,,,,LOL

I think they're beautiful animals.

They taste like chicken. :9

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$250.00,,,,next

I'z just guessing about the chicken. (insert line from pulp fiction)

Sweaters are kinda wasted here, it being the sunshine state and all. Maybe a nice pair of bedroom slippers, or work boots. :evilgrin:

to wear in the cool nights but I had to charge him more cause he put on a lot of weight XXL,,, too much beer you see

Cause, I don't think you can say that. You can say, "Llamas only bite or spit when they feel threatened." or something like that. But they CAN bite and they CAN spit, so it isn't bullshit. I mean, it is a technically accurate statement, right?

grasshopper, however my intention was to enlighten the misguided, that LLamas spit and bite just because they can, which is what I called it BS, LLamas are very intelligent and very protective of their herd and the new born CRIAS (baby), toward dogs and coyotes and Pumas LLamas can be quite violent, and will in most cases win out over coyotes they can stomp one to death in a heart beat, but at the same time my Granddaughter can play in with them and not be afraid or better yet me be afraid, this includes, nurseing homes that we take them to for petting, never had one or know of one hurting anyone yet,,,However the Republican County Judge came by once and it took me a week to calm them down,,,,LOL

you cannot post a llama with the song, it's on the list!
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama

"She spits - She SCORES!"

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It's all about the opportunity for DRAMA! :bounce:

:-)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071853/crazycredits

Executive Producer
JOHN GOLDSTONE & "RALPH" The Wonder Llama
Producer
MARK FORSTATER
Assisted By
EARL J. LLAMA
MIKE Q. LLAMA III
SY LLAMA
MERLE Z. LLAMA IX
Directed By
40 SPECIALLY TRAINED
ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS
6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS
142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS
14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS
(CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA)
REG LLAMA OF BRIXTON
76000 BATTERY LLAMAS
FROM "LLAMA-FRESH" FARMS LTD. NEAR PARAGUAY
and
TERRY GILLIAM & TERRY JONES

I had one of those cute things spit on me once.

But I'm over it now!

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SKULL AND BOOOONEZZZZZ!!111!!!1

Thanks for proving my point.


Circular logic squad, commence!! :-)

:-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBaUmx5s6iE

JOHN:
Senores, senors, senoritas, Buenas noches!
(Good Evening, Ladies and Gentleman!)

GUITARIST and DANCER:
Buenas noches!
(Good Evening!)

JOHN:
La llama es una cuadrupeda
que vive en grande rios parecido el Amazonas.
Ello toiene dos orejas un corazón
una frente y un pico para comiend miel.
Pero ello es suministrado con aleta pare nadando.

(The llama is a quadruped which lives in big rivers like the Amazon.
It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey.
But it is provided with fins for swimming.)

GUITARIST and DANCER: Llamas son mas grande que ranas.
(Llamas are larger than frogs.)

JOHN:
Llamas son peligrosa Asi si usted ve uno donde pueblo es nodando usted grita "Cuidado Llamas!".

(Llamas are dangerous,
so if you see one where people are swimming,
you shout: Look out! There are Llamas!)

GUITARIST and DANCER:
Cuidado cuidado cuidado Llamas
Cuidado cuidado cuidado Llamas
Ole!

(Look out, there are llamas!)

Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!

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