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madokie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-25-07 08:42 AM Original message |
What I want to know is out of millions of sperm how did that one dumb sob make it to the egg first |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-25-07 08:43 AM Response to Original message |
1. Consider just how stupid the rest of the sperm must've been. |
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madokie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-25-07 08:49 AM Response to Reply #1 |
12. I hadn't thought of that |
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Drifter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-25-07 08:43 AM Response to Original message |
2. Or you can think of it as ... |
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Me. (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-25-07 08:43 AM Response to Original message |
3. Consider The Donor |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-25-07 08:47 AM Response to Reply #3 |
7. Let's see Neil - nope, no difference. Jeb - nope, no difference |
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Buzz Clik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-25-07 08:45 AM Response to Original message |
4. Maybe it was a stupid egg. |
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madokie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-25-07 08:50 AM Response to Reply #4 |
13. no doubt about that one either |
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Hepburn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-25-07 08:46 AM Response to Original message |
5. IMO.... |
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mitchum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-25-07 08:49 AM Response to Reply #5 |
10. You are absolutely correct; he has both the physical and behavioral... |
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Hepburn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-25-07 08:52 AM Response to Reply #10 |
14. Every time I see *..... |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-25-07 08:46 AM Response to Original message |
6. maybe the other millions of sperm just gave up and thought it wasn't worth the effort |
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Javaman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-25-07 08:48 AM Response to Original message |
8. ugh... |
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madokie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-25-07 08:53 AM Response to Reply #8 |
15. Oh I agree |
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porphyrian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-25-07 08:48 AM Response to Original message |
9. It dropped a Twinkie and the others were distracted. - n/t |
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cobalt1999 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-25-07 08:49 AM Response to Original message |
11. It must have been sheparded along by some of Rove's sperm |
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madokie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-25-07 08:55 AM Response to Reply #11 |
18. some how that sob had to be involved |
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babylonsister (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-25-07 08:54 AM Response to Original message |
16. It bullied its way there. |
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poverlay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-25-07 09:12 AM Response to Reply #16 |
21. Probably sucker-punched several of the others. I'm sure there was nothing fair about it...n/t |
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SoCalDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-25-07 08:54 AM Response to Original message |
17. We all played gene roulette..some win..some don't n/t |
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AnneD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-25-07 09:13 AM Response to Reply #17 |
22. And some.... |
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rateyes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-25-07 09:03 AM Response to Original message |
19. You know, I don't know what prompted it, but I had |
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madokie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-25-07 09:10 AM Response to Reply #19 |
20. may its,he came about it honestly |
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rateyes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-25-07 09:16 AM Response to Reply #20 |
25. I don't know...it's hard to put the word |
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madokie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-25-07 09:17 AM Response to Reply #25 |
27. My bad on that one, sorry ;-) |
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rateyes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-25-07 09:19 AM Response to Reply #27 |
29. ;-) |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-25-07 09:13 AM Response to Original message |
23. Rove got there first to clear the way. |
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catmandu57 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-25-07 09:15 AM Response to Original message |
24. Here he is |
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burythehatchet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-25-07 09:16 AM Response to Original message |
26. Karl sent them to the wrong womb. |
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OPERATIONMINDCRIME (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-25-07 09:18 AM Response to Original message |
28. Probably Thought The Egg Was An 8 Ball Of Coke, And Made A Mad Dash For It... |
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madokie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-25-07 09:23 AM Response to Reply #28 |
33. I think you nailed it |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-25-07 09:21 AM Response to Original message |
30. That sperm had a grudge against Poppy for shooting it into sumpin |
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madokie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-25-07 09:22 AM Response to Reply #30 |
31. I laughed out loud on that |
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rurallib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-25-07 10:09 AM Response to Reply #30 |
36. How do we know it was Poppy? Maybe he's not the sperm donor |
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madokie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-25-07 10:14 AM Response to Reply #36 |
38. now that you mention that I remember seeing a family pic with one of his uncles |
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rurallib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-25-07 10:20 AM Response to Reply #38 |
39. Babs probably raped him. n/t |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-25-07 10:25 AM Response to Reply #38 |
41. I think you mean uncle harry... |
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madokie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-25-07 10:28 AM Response to Reply #41 |
42. thats him :O |
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JoMama49 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-25-07 09:22 AM Response to Original message |
32. No, No, No, you've got it all wrong -- that was the only one that |
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Starbucks Anarchist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-25-07 09:30 AM Response to Original message |
34. It was a legacy admission. |
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Beelzebud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-25-07 09:34 AM Response to Original message |
35. Because, contrary to popular opinion, conception is not a miracle. |
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DavidDvorkin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-25-07 10:12 AM Response to Original message |
37. The others were away at war |
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peekaloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-25-07 10:24 AM Response to Original message |
40. rerouting the birth canal through the asshole didn't help either. |
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