Take the Worldview Test to see how christian you are!

Go to http://www.worldviewweekend.com/test/register.php. You will have to register but you can do so with an alias so the fundies won't be able to find you. :)

Don't forget to tell us all how well you did! Out of a possible 107 points I scored a -6! :evilgrin:

On the other hand, my mother believes that she is going to go to hell 'cuz I don't go to church. Ahhh, ya gotta love that good old Catholic guilt...

We're all going to hell expect for those of Mel Gibson's faith. He said even his wife was going to hell.

but not too positive. She is actually pretty liberal in most things. She just has a hard time with me and the church thing.

Sunday morning and evening, Wednesday's prayer meeting (after a dinner of fried liver, collard greens, homoniny (sp), and rice pudding...retch). Not to mention "devotions" every morning and night...so I've got enough chruch going to last me for a good long time. Now I only go if it's a wedding or funeral. I will not go to church, I will not go Sam I Am.

I guess I'm going straight to hell

What loaded questions!

he got to the part where it asks if, when there is a difference of opinion between science and the bible, which one do you believe? He couldn't understand why they would even have a question like that, never mind what the "correct" answer was.

Your classification is: Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker

Your score is: -29 points of 170 possible, -17%

It's just getting more and more insulting to my intelligence. I'm going to have to hold my nose to finish it.

"Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker"

not that that is going to do you any good at the rapture...

:spray:

I like when you submit the form to be graded, it then tells you the what you should have answered if you were a good Christian.

TlalocW

And I love the "correct" answers too. :rofl:

Oh well, it's a good thing I'm Pagan, since clearly I fail at "Christianity".

Your classification is: Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker

Your score is: -18 points of 170 possible, -10%


I thought most of questions/statements were badly worded and some with references to the direct Bible quote forced me to agree that the Bible says xxxxxxx.

Although I am impressed that they essentially admit that there is no verse that says, "God helps those who help themselves." I've had to correct some "Christians" on that before.

TlalocW

Your classification is: Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker

Your score is: -40 points of 170 possible, -23%

Scoring/Ratings Chart
Strong Biblical Worldview Thinker 75% - 100%
Moderate Biblical Worldview Thinker 50% - 74%
Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker 25% - 49%
Socialist Worldview Thinker 0% - 24%
Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker under 0%

I think it's a nutjob test.

nt

But it's getting harder and harder to tell these days.

We're going to have a great party.

:toast: :party: :beer: :hi:

I'm a "Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker."

What a mouthful!:D

And I didn't even know that one person could be communist/marxist/socialist/secular humanist! I learned alot from this test

I think it was because I agreed that Christians think whatever or the Bible supports whatever, but unknown to them I don't think it changes that the Bible is a horrible moral yardstick or that Christian thinking is necessarily dysfunctional.

see ya in hell!

Oh' no. Don't tell me it's Lynchburg Virginia. :scared:

W00t!



Your classification is: Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker. Whaddaya expect from a Canadian?

This test has too many bogus questions, like the "money is the root of all evil" one. That's not what the Bible says, and if these people think it DOES say that, their ignorance really precludes their running a quiz like this in the first place. There are plenty of other questions like this.

Also Kirk Cameron and Ken Ham, along with innumerable other drones. That explains the unpleasant taste in my mouth.

I've always thought I was a christian, but I guess I'm not.

:rofl: :woohoo:

Your classification is: Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker

Your score is: -63 points of 170 possible, -37%

Your classification is: Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker

Your score is: -73 points of 170 possible, -42%


Uh oh.

I love how there are correct and incorrect answers.

Nothing like being told what to think. :)

Put 'er there, Comrade!

-73, but so are you... I've still got standards.......;)

*spits*

Let's shake!

:toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast:

Can't I be a secular humanist without being labeled a communist?
Anybody?:think:

I still think Bush is an Anti Christ (one against Christ) and the GOP is in no way the party of the Christian. I believe my high "strong biblical worldview thinker" score gives validity to my ability to make such statements about Bush and the GOP.

Your classification is: Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker

Your score is: -73 points of 170 possible, -42%

It's got questions like this:
"Individual freedoms would be advanced and protected under a one-world government under United Nations authority. Strongly agree, tend to agree, no opinion, tend to disagree or strongly disagree?"

Ah, they only get worse from there on out. Did the person who wrote these questions even graduate high school?

Anyway, I answered "no opinion" on questions that I rejected the premise of, which was almost half of them, and I got a -64 of 170, -37%.

They've got me down as a Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker. I'm so proud of my score!

All it does is try and see how much of a rightwing evangelical you are, nothing more. There are plenty of religious people, Christian even, of mainstream (Orthodox, Catholic, Lutheran) denominations that would take issue with many of the questions.

I'd flunk it even if I was a practicing Catholic.

by these lunatics.

When it asks if you agree that if there is a conflict between the Bible and what a scientist says, the scientist must be wrong... this kind of thinking is an example of fundamentalism. A mainstream Protestant or Catholic would, in that circumstance, would say ones understanding of the Bible is wrong.

Here's MY result:



Your classification is: Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker

Your score is: -33 points of 170 possible, -19%

:rofl:

I've been a Eucharistic minister, lector, and altar server, and this is all I have to show for it?

You should be happy with that score...

I gave up burning at the stake a while back

:woohoo:

on a lot of questions. I am an atheist, so most of the specifically religious questions I had no real way to form an opinion on.

But I can tell you this, that whole website is abso-fucking-lutely scary.

Humanist Worldview Thinker.

I doubt I'd have a high score if I was still a practicing Catholic. Too fundie a worldview is in that test.

I got bored with it, and left everything as "no opinion."

kick-ass.


On Edit: I changed the "Do you support Gay marriage" question answer to Strongly Agree, and my score went up to -169!!! :wtf:

I think that they changed it after the first time I took it. I was looking at everyone else's scores and felt, well, left out and good... or bad... not sure...

Anyway, I took it again just now and I am a Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker with a score of: -34 points of 170 possible, -20%.

Phew, I feel better now!

what a stupid test.....especially when they give the "correct" answers.

What? Can it read my mind?

Got it. I scored minus 118.

Your classification is: Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker

Your score is: -20 points of 170 possible, -11%

Your classification is: Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker

Your score is: -54 points of 170 possible, -31%


I'm so proud!

Some of those questions were damn near impossible to answer for me.

Jesus died on the cross but did not raise from the dead.
If I disagree, I am saying I buy the resurrection myth.
If I agree, I am saying I believe there was a Jesus that dies on the cross.
Zoinks. There were about 5-6 of those.

Your classification is: Socialist Worldview Thinker

Your score is: 41 points of 170 possible, 24%


My Baptist minister who baptized me when I was fourteen is going to be really disappointed...It was a biased test anyway...

Oh well...

But then, I am a Pagan.


Sigh...

Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker under 0%

No Opinion is NOT allowed in religious issues... it's worse than having the wrong opinion.

And folks wonder why I scoff

Is that my highest score was in the Religion section. It really demonstrates their complete ignorance on what Atheism means. A couple of examples:

"Is truth invented by man or discovered by man?"
"Do all opinions hold equal value?"

Sad how many religious people actually think that Atheists (or secular humanists) do not believe in right and wrong. Reminds me of so many Americans who are liberal on 90+% of the issues, but who claim to be conservative because they have some propagandistic view of liberal (and no idea what conservative means except that it isn't that bad stuff they were told liberals believe).

Still it does put me in the "Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker", so that's some comfort.

Maybe registering as "Richard Beninya" had something to do with my totals . . .

ha!

sheesh, what a bunch of nut cases. Using the bible to justify being rich and intolerant. Sure doesn't fit with my world view.

And Christians wonder why they get a bad rap. They don't need religion, they've got the GOP to worship. Same principles bind them.

I, of course, strongly disagreed.

Hmm. What do I do with "All religions are equally true."? Why isn't there an option for "All religions are equally whacked"?

Err - anyone else scared by all the questions intimating that freedom and democracy are bad bad things? And how it was all like, "Yay ignorance!"? Their denial of scientific and historic facts is breathtaking.

"A God given responsibility of government is to protect the righteous and punish the wicked."

That, quite frankly, is terrifying.

OMG! "When you study the Bible as a whole, it becomes clear that God is very supportive of an economic system that is based on private property, the work ethic, and personal responsibility."

I scored -75, so I guess I'm a Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker.

I've been researching moral development and stuff lately, and yeah - at best whoever made this test was at the absolute law and order stage. Which is actually supposedly one of the higher stages. Sigh.

Socialist Worldview Thinker

Apparently, my worldview is Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker. I love the way these are all lumped together!

I *am* in fact a secular humanist, so it's not surprising that I don't have a Biblical Worldview. What is really worrying is that apparently having a Biblical Worldview means supporting a flat tax, war, capital punishment, and opposing egalitarian economic policies. When did God send down the commandment "Thou Shalt Vote Republican"?

And what about "George Bush is president of the United States". I mean, he *is*, even if one hates his guts and thinks he wasn't duly elected. What has that got to do with 'worldview'. And if Hillary Clinton or someone else whom they hate becomes president, will they change the question to refer to that president?