Resolved: Punching William Kristol in the fucking face should not only be legal ...

it should be mandatory! Here's the latest from William the Bloody: "Any time I hear something described as a heartless assault on children, it's a pretty good thing."

I really despise this smarmy piece of shit. He has been wrong in every fucking prediction, every analysis, every everything! But there he sits, safely esconced at FoxNoise, with that slightly effeminate smirk on his mug, talking down to one and all.

One punch, right in the snot-locker ... is that too much to ask?

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2007/09/30/william-the-bloody-kristol-proves-he-has-no-soul-bushs-heartless-assault-on-kids-a-good-thing/

His mother is an expert on Victorianism.

:puke:

Irving Kristol was one smart cookie...William's just like George, riding daddy's coattails.

Newsprism

Period!

he smugly issues another stupid statement from on high. Eventually he'd be blowing bubbles every time he opened that prissy mouth of his, and that would sharply decrease the number of fools who think he's worth listening to as anything but a clown.

Quayle thought it was a pretty good thing, although almost everybody else thought they were idiots.

thumbing his nose at those who as he says "claim the Republicans want to stave the children and the elderly".

I just ignored him like I usually do...

It's not like Republicans discriminate based on age. They want to starve poor people of any age, and to impoverish the middle class too.

(That's Bloodbath Bill, BTW). :evilgrin:

Thanks for sharing!

I mean, what could they do to me? I'd prolly spend a night in jail and that's it. Maybe a misdemeanor conviction and a small fine. It would be worth it. I would leave him looking like Geraldo after the chair fight.

You punch the shithead and you'll get a check from me for $100. I'm sure that dozens of DUers would do the same. They could hit you with a large fine and it wouldn't cost you a dime.

Please advise if he ever travels to West Virginia. The sow is mine!

n/t

:hi:

it's a pretty good thing."

That's how a conservo-tard tends to phrase his violent threats. Just sayin'.

out for "children." Implied here is , they look out for
children at expense of others. Sadly, he says it because
people buy it.

Nothing would drive these talking heads and sockpuppets crazier than if they spewed their bile and no one noticed. The old PR adage is "say good, say bad, just say"...and Kristol is a master at talking shit and being considered "credible". It'd be a joy to see him shunned by the corporate media like they currently ignore many of our Progressive writers, bloggers and commentators.

It was great to watch Jon Stewart verbally smack this fukstick around.

from alcohol abuse...

Kristol's a fraud and a liar, a coward with delusions of grandeur, a phony "intellectual" neo-conster.

Wash. Journal one morning when a caller asked if he had ever served his country in the military. He hemmed and hawed for a few seconds, and then came out with this whopper: "There are many ways to serve one's country. I do so as an author and commentator."

Can you imagine the arrogance it took to come out with that one? There are few people smarmier and more deserving of that punch to the head. I'd pay big money to be able to deliver it.

Whatever happened to freedom of speech? Kristol has my full support in making an ass of himself.

my two sons, ages 14 and 11, will have the same opportunity. Of course Kristol and his spawn, if he has any, will never don a green suit - that's for the rest of us. This smarmy little pig-fucker pushed for the misguided war in Iraq, and is now making similar bleatings regarding Iran. If you think a shot to the chops is too severe for this chickenhawk drum-pounder, then we will just have to agree to disagree.

Nah, didn't think so. I'm not urging anyone to do anything, I'm simply saying that I personally would find it edifying to punch the prissy little war-monger in the chops. If you agree, welcome and please comment. If you disagree, welcome , and please comment. But take your "by any means" and stick it wherever you think it will fit.

more who deserve it, but I think it's a slippery slope. I manage to channel my frustrations into countering their ideas with ideas of my own whenever I can. Using or even advocating force against someone with whom we disagree just crosses a line, in my opinion.

I'm sure that most of the comments here are not serious, but sometimes I wonder.

Who was it that said that the speech that needs the most protection is that which we despise the most?

I see a dvery disturbing trend these days among the left calling for punching, killing or otherwise silencing voices we disagree with.

I sincerely hope that I am not the only one who is troubled by this.

Get a grip.

If you think some anonymous, harmless internet poster is actually going to punch Bill Kristol, then I see a very disturbing trend of those purportedly "among the left" that seek immediately to condemn Progressives' frustrated and harmless black humor and, worse, then fabricate accusations regarding their "killing" people.

I sincerely hope that I am not the only one who is troubled by this.

poor Alan Colmes around with a bullhorn screeching into his face as he tried to go about his business.

Do you think it is OK to threaten to punch people on a public forum? I don't.

It is a humorous proposition in itself.

Where is the line forming to kick his ass?

Error: You've already recommended that thread.

If so, how would he like to have his kids heartlessly assaulted? Methinks, he wouldn't like it too much.

that brain eating amoeba and be done with it. Or maybe incurable syphilis, that wouldn't be bad either.

Lock Kristol in an overflowing porta-potty and roll it down a hill.

improve the smell. .

Though, I agree with you. He has the face of a man that says: "punch me in the face so hard I lose all my teeth, thus leaving my face to forever remain concavely shaped like a crescent moon." :)

The Pie by The Ex

In a world full of poor and an environment to protect
an alternative flan of action flies in the face
of promises not kept
it shows that the responsible irresponsibles
have faces and names which can be addressed
therefore bake and aim
and put a smile back on the face of the oppressed

The puppeteers and the powers that be
would always agree that stones are no arguments
and meanwhile they hit us with batons and bullets
and invite us to their wrecking-balls
with distorted truths and teargas
slander, lies and tanks
no thanks, we understand
and that is why
we wanna globalise the pie

Number 1 is The Walking Thrust:
walk up to the person, push the pie in the face
and before you walk away give it a slight twist
this makes the sticky part of the pie cling to the recipient

Number 2 is The Shot Put:
the one to be thrown straight
from a distance of three to five feet

Number 3 is The Ancient Roman Discus Throw
the most beautiful delivery of all:
spin half-way round, turning the pie as you whirl
and then let go, hitting the victim square in the face

Number 4 is The Catcher¹s Throw to Second Base
the hardest of all:
pull back your arm just as far as it will go
and then bring the pie in, all the way from East St Louis
and let her go!

With shots over eight feet
make sure that the pie is of the right weight
to fly in a straight line as it leaves your fingers
on the other hand, some do believe
that one must press the pie into the face directly
and that it never should be thrown
an advice for beginners: don¹t try this at home...

Some people say that the pie is the limit
but a pastry at a time is an answer to their crime

:rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBcvPL27_b0

It's at the end but well worth the wait. :D

I haven't heard that in decades!

:rofl:

Thanks for the trip down memory lane ..... and a KnR to boot.

Violence is not the answer, but come on, you've got to draw the line somewhere. A good one right across his lip could do a lot of good. This guy is responsible for much of the PNAC crap we're dealing with today, not to mention the fact that being a public figure who jokes about attacks on children is retarded and evil. And I don't mean "retarded" in the intellectual sense. It would be a vicious insult to the developmentally disabled to equate Kristol to them. No, retarded in a much worse sense - politically, spirtitually, and humanely. In that sense, Kristol and all his ilk are retarded by definition.

but a challenge would not apply to Kristol since he is not a gentleman!

either or both will be a sufficient start. these idjits have sent me right off!

whether you're punching his face or kicking his ass? They look the same and the same substances emit from both.

The last thread I was reading was about a blog being shut down for advocating violence. Then I find this thread at the top of DU :crazy:

In the humor department, the Minnesota Daily, or it might have been James r Lileks in the Minnesota Daily, once wrote that the state of Minnesota could perhaps erase its debt by having a 'punch a governor' booth at the Minnesota state fair. That Minnesotans would line up for miles to pay $5 to punch Al Quie in the face.

Yes there are rightwing a$$hats on TV and in the papers, but let's not go around advocating punching them in the face.







Not when it would be so much more satisfying to kick them in the 'nads. :evilgrin: