What if Hippies and Liberals wrote Little Red Riding Hood?

(Heard this on the radio the other day and they have a link for the whole thing on their site....
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What if Hippies and Liberals wrote Little Red Riding Hood?

PC VERSION OF LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD

There once was a young person named Little Red Riding Hood who lived on the edge of a large forest full of endangered owls and rare plants that would probably provide a cure for cancer if only someone took the time to study them.

She lived with a nurture giver whom she sometimes referred to as “mother”, although she didn’t mean to imply by this term that she would have thought less of the person if a close biological link did not in fact exist. Nor did she intend to denigrate the equal value of nontraditional households, although she was sorry if this was the impression conveyed.

One day her mother asked her to take a basket of organically grown fruit and mineral water to her grandmother’s house.

“But mother, won’t this be stealing work from the unionized people who have struggled for years to earn the right to carry all packages between various people in the woods?”

Red Riding Hood’s mother assured her that she had called the union boss and gotten a special compassionate mission exemption form.

“But mother, aren’t you oppressing me by ordering me to do this?”

Red Riding Hood’s mother pointed out that it was impossible for females to oppress each other, since all women are equally oppressed by males.

http://www.knzr.com/Article.asp?id=486146&spid=17153

it's so boring!! ;) It's about 20 years old, I think.

I think I'll pass on checking out their link.

Taken straight from a right-wing, D-level radio squawker! How ever so fucking edifying!

Does anyone know when The Self-Flaying Special Interest Group meets next?

"All the better to steal your votes, my dear :rofl:

"Little Red Riding Hood, I'm the Big Bad Wolf and I'm going to eat you up."

'Eat, hell. Doesn't anyone fuck anymore?'

Is this 1975 and no one told me?

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