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Enrique

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Sun Oct-07-07 08:33 PM
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Ask Dana Perino (satire)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/marty-kaplan/ask-dana-perino_b_67458.html?view=print

Q: When President Bush says, "This government does not torture," isn't that true only because he got Alberto Gonzales to write a secret memo redefining the meaning of torture?

A: Yes. The Constitution grants the power to redefine words to the unitary executive.

Q: You're making that up. That's not in the Constitution.

A: Yes, it is. It's in a secret Article.

Q: But there's no such thing as a -

A: I see you're not wearing your flag lapel pin.

Q: The President says he vetoed SCHIP because it's big-spending socialized medicine. Does that mean the Republicans who voted for it are big-spending socialists?

A: Answering that would only help the terrorists.

Q: What does terrorism have to do with health care?

A: 9/11 changed everything.

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NC_Nurse

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Sun Oct-07-07 08:41 PM
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1. Shit, those answers are better than hers.

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Skittles

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Sun Oct-07-07 08:59 PM
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2. another lying repuke whore

they all seem to be cut from the same cloth

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jazzjunkysue

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Sun Oct-07-07 09:44 PM
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3. Shhh! You're encouraging them. n/t.

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