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fedupfisherman Donating Member (318 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 10:35 PM
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Watch out for Xenu
Tom Cruise building '£5m bunker to protect against alien attack'
28.09.07


Hollywood star Tom Cruise is planning to build a bunker at his Colorado home to protect his family in the event of an intergalactic alien attack, according to new reports.
The Mission Impossible actor, who is a dedicated follower of Scientology, is reportedly fearful that deposed galactic ruler 'Xenu' is plotting an evil revenge attack on Earth.


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http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showb...ruise+building+'%A35m+bunker+to+protect+against+alien+attack'/article.do
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Frank Cannon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 10:39 PM
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1. XEEENNNNUUUUUUU!!!!
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 11:11 PM
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9. Here... you need this
http://www.khaaan.com/
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 10:41 PM
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2. L. Ron Hubbard has executed your link from beyond the grave. don't mess with
the scientologists!
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OmmmSweetOmmm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 10:43 PM
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3. Nanu nanu, Xenu!!!!!
:rofl:
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Patsy Stone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 10:54 PM
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4. Don't be a hater.
You probably don't know it, but you evolved from the space clams just like Tom and Xenu did.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 10:56 PM
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5. you're being glib and suppressive!!!
:toast: :rofl:
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Patsy Stone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 11:00 PM
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6. Do you have a couch?
:bounce:
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 11:01 PM
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7. Sorry Tom.
Your crazy ass shouldn't have reproduced.

Suri will be the perfect host for Overlord Xenu.
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TheUniverse Donating Member (954 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 11:07 PM
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8. Xenu has already attacked John Travola
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeqbX1dzTjc




Will Tom Cruise be next? :wow:
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