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Adenoid_Hynkel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 11:27 PM
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Coultergeist's new book is a flop
debuting well below her former numbers. Not even mass bulk purchases can save this one.

I'm reminded of that Onion piece from a few years back after a certain rock star had faded, entitled "Marilyn Manson resorts to going door-to-door to shock people"

Her 15 minutes ended yesterday.
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TSIAS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 11:31 PM
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1. Agreed
I work at a bookstore. While I can't speak for all stores, I personally sold no copies in 40 hours of work this week. Not anyone asked me about a copy. I actually sold 5 copies of Laura Ingraham's newest piece of tripe, so I was shocked that nobody wanted mAnn's latest book.

And this is particularly shocking, since I work at Books-a-Million (a conservative company, who had her book in prime drive aisle placement).

The funny thing is that I'll bet our store's bestseller list will still have her book rated high. What can you expect from a company who's headquarted in Birmingham, Alabama, and has heavily promoted Joel Osteen's latest work.
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 11:35 PM
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2. I think the phenomenon can be best visualized as a venn diagram.
One circle, Group "A", contains all the people she has directly insulted, threatened, or otherwise flung her special brand of hate-filled, rhetorical poo at.

The other circle, Group "B", contains all the people who find it 'refreshing' and 'hysterical' and 'witty' when she blurts out her foul crap about Group A.

Trouble is, she can't keep spewing the same garbage over and over again. It gets old. So she has to find new people to insult, making group A bigger. But group B correspondingly shrinks. And she has to throw out fouler and worse crap to keep her knuckle-dragger fans interested, to prove she hasn't lost her "edge". Like Ozzy Ozbourne, she bit the head off a bat onstage, now she needs to bite the head off a chicken. Next week it will be a moose. But that has a tendency to alienate, not bring in, new fans. So group B continues to shrink.

The meth eating her brain probably doesn't help, either.

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Lautremont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 11:42 PM
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3. Who are the poor saps in the overlapping part of the diagram?
If there is one, I mean. The legendary "self-hating Jews," perhaps.
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 12:08 AM
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9. Ben Stein.
That's about it.
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Raksha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 02:56 AM
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15. Is it okay if I steal your post to repost on another forum?
Edited on Mon Oct-15-07 02:58 AM by Raksha
A RW moron on another forum was telling me I was giving the Coultergeist free publicity by complaining about her latest crack about Jews. He said I was giving her free publicity and increasing her book sales. That post would be the perfect slapdown!
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 02:58 AM
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16. Sure- no prob!
:thumbsup:
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-14-07 11:56 PM
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4. They're already selling cheaper than toilet paper




... and serve the same purpose.




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JMDEM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 12:00 AM
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5. Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk! nt
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muntrv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 12:04 AM
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6. Oh boy!! Something for the fireplace!!
:evilgrin:
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Bolo Boffin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 12:04 AM
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7. Finally she has crossed a line that corporations understand.
The bottom line.
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RamboLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 12:08 AM
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8. I noticed so far she's only gotten bottom of the barrel TV appearances
Oh I'm sure she'll be on Faux but otherwise no network morning shows or late night shows, no MSNBC or CNN shows that I know of, just CNBC's Deutsch and Kudlow.

Maybe our going after and her vile remarks have finally gotten to the booking people of those shows and perhaps their advertisers.
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abq e streeter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 04:12 AM
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18. Sadly, you're wrong there. The Today show...
where Meredith Viera gave her a very polite , friendly introduction. I turned it off immediately, so I don't know if there was any aggressive questioning or whether it was all just friendly morning- show brain mush. I'll guess the latter, but maybe someone more masochistic than myself watched it and can fill us in. Sickening that anyone but Fox and the neo-nazi talk shows across our great country would give her one second of air time.
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 12:10 AM
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10. FINALLY!! some good news...
:thumbsup:
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CoffeeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 12:10 AM
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11. I just WISH she'd show up at my door...
I've got a 72-inch large-screen television that I need
moved into the basement.

She's just the man for the job.

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Contrary1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 12:24 AM
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12. Tags customers associate with this product...
"Bird vomit" is #1 with 86, according to Amazon.

Well, 87 now. ;)
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LunaSea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 02:20 AM
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13. And climbing...
Thanks for the laugh.
Added another to the tag count
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Yukari Yakumo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 02:41 AM
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14. DU this:
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 03:26 AM
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17. The Smegma Queen hits rock bottom....his books are used to cook food...I love it
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 05:24 AM
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19. BAHAHAHA
Even parakeets won't crap on this cage liner.
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MetaTrope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 05:40 AM
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20. Mine would
but he's not very discerning
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SNAKE MAN Donating Member (49 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 10:05 AM
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21. NEW YORK TIMES lying again!!!
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WGS Donating Member (116 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 11:47 AM
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22. Wished I could
have a book flopping as #3 on the New York Times best seller list....
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 11:50 AM
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23. Sell it for less than it costs to print it ...


and have a lot of Kool-Aid drinkers lined up to buy it and you just might have your wish come true.









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Sequoia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 11:53 AM
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24. Sad to inform you it's No. 3 on the New York Times (bulk buyer's) list
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WGS Donating Member (116 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 05:02 PM
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25. Where does
it say that?...I just looked at the Times web site. It matters not to me what Coulter does but her books are popular among a certain group of the population, like it or not.
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Mz Pip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 05:10 PM
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26. She's written another book?
Didn't she have a new one out a few months ago? Seems like there is always a new Ann Coulter book out. What does she do? Change the title and rearrange the pages? How many times can she write the same book trashing the same people with the same vitiolic crap?

What's this one called? How to Talk to a Godless Liberal?

Mz Pip
:dem:
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tammywammy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 05:47 PM
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27. It's #3 on the NY Times best sellers list
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-15-07 06:17 PM
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28. Cue another magazine cover story.
It would delight me to see her prominence wane, but I'm not ready to celebrate just yet. I think she'll still show up on TV screens, and her staff will surely come up with something outrageous for her to say to prop up her career as talk-show guest.
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