If you could have 10 min alone with Bush in a locked room, what would you do?

:-)

Let's keep the mood light, people. It's a grim day in a grim time...

<on edit: added "Atomic wedgie" option. Hell, why not? I had a slot left. Oh, and the occasional "kick" would be nice. It's a busy day, and all...>

I would sit down with him across from me, tell him he must remain silent and still, and then just look at him, and think about all the harm he has done.

Then I would dismiss him, with the words: You are a failure.

I would save the world.

make him sit down and read them over and over. Then write down each one a hundred times. It would give me the satisfication that the monster would know all he has done to the world.

or like 10 days... :-)

Ten minutes isn't enough time for me to review his life and "achievements" with him.

on his head. Wait, did I say that out loud?

Hey, he was just wearing them, I don't know how they got there!

to get the poison out of my soul. :shrug:

1. You have the right to remain silent and refuse to answer questions.

Do you understand?

2. Anything you do say may be used against you in a court of law.

Do you understand?

3. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future.

Do you understand?

4. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning if you wish.

Do you understand?

5. If you decide to answer questions now without an attorney present you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney.

Do you understand?

6. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present?

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I thought they were gone by now alon gwith the bill of rights

Otherwise, you're right: these rights are gone... but just to keep the dream of having them back someday, maybe it will take the massive revolt of a huge majority against this gradually impoverishing, dictatorial, and criminal tyranny that has been illegally installed by the constantly enriching oligarchic, and immoral predators (a very small minority, but extremely powerful, of warmongering propagandists).

Ok, that One Brave Candidate would need all the physical protection he could get if he ever was to constitute a serious contender.

If not next year, then we can kiss this planet goodbye (along with all our "ancient" rights too).

It's all anybody gives a shit about anymore. I'll release it on the web and to CNN, Faux, etc. That'll get him impeached, his base will be gone, the homophobes will have nothing to do with him, and I'll be a fucking hero.

Not gay, but willing to do my American duty to get rid of that bastard.

:patriot:

Plus, the forthcoming book of mine, "10 Minutes of Ungawdly Hell" will make me rich and I'll be able to afford the therapy of helping to erase the image of * naked.

in both the literal and figurative sense...



:hide:

Republican jism: Tastes great, less filling.

I would fart in his general direction.

Run away! Run away!

The big, chunky ones.

And I'm sure it could be done.

:evilgrin:

TygrBright. :hi:

what Moms don't know about making guilty little boys cry and confess ain't worth knowing. I'd make him write an apology to those he'd wronged and then deliver it personally to each one. Moms can do that kind of thing.

Dunno about you. You might have to publically apologize after the House tries to censor you, though...

I'd just go ahead and give him a blow job so we could impeach the fucker.

Maybe that would get Nancy's juices flowing.

But krispos darlin'...I'm quite honestly almost beyond the point where I can get a real chuckle going about this guy, with or without women's underwear and a really horny and well-endowed goat.

Hell, I'd give him a whole suitcase, then get him talking in front of a camera.

Now, a big fat 8-ball of cocaine...

:-)

Just you and Bush. For 600 seconds of complete and utter privacy.

on second thought, I'd rather have the time with Cheney

You can vote now... :-)

cause that is what * is doing just like Iran getting the thoughts of nuclear energy, Iran is a threat. Plus Pakistan is more of threat than Iran.

It wouldn't be pretty.

when he started looking for it I'd clear my throat and say "No sports page for you mister fucking bush!!!"

Then I would sing "Everything is Beautiful" over and over until he was bleeding profusely from his ears.

Jesus loves the little children
All the children of the world
Red and yellow, black and white
They are precious in his sight
Jesus loves the little children of the world

There is none so blind
As he who will not see
We must not close our minds
We must let our thoughts be free...

:evilgrin:

And fast-track his application, waiving all age and health requirements.

Really, really BIG pretzels? :evilgrin:

but I don't think there would be any noticeable or measurable difference.

I'd toss it on him and watch him wither away, screaming, "help me, I'm melting!"

I'll leave it at that.

I'd do what I always do in a case like that...change the channel before I barff!

And hope he has nightmares for the rest of his miserable life.

Maybe then he wouldn't feel like bombing Iran so much.

Since it's apparent that Bush is off the wagon, if he's going to drink himself to death, maybe he'd be so considerate as to accelerate the timeframe so that he finishes himself off before he finishes the country off...

i think i'd stand a chance at winning...