If you waterboarded a kitten, you'd go to jail. Why should it be different

if you waterboard a human?

every time you waterboard a kitten, God masturbates.

:puke:

Brilliant!!! :rofl: :applause:

We need that information now!

Think, man, think!

Cruelty to animals is a misdemeanor. I won't go into details, but a neighbor of mine did something beyond atrocious to some of his animals. I called the police, and though they agreed that he was a sick, sick excuse for a person, all they could really do was fine him.

granted, you should be punished for torturing animals, but I'm not sure it happens much.

Little Willie John » Leave My Little Kitten Alone
(Little Willie John, Titus Turner, James McDougal)
King Single #5219 Pop Chart #60 Aug 3, 1959

<'meow' chorus continues through song>

You better leave (meow) my kitten alone (meow, meow)
You better leave (meow, meow) my kitten alone (meow, meow)
I done told you big bad bulldog
You better leave her alone (meow, meow)
Don't you know my kitten is a dream?
Don't you know my kitten is a dream?
So, get your hands off of her, 'cause I'm her lovin' man
*Mr. Dog I'm gonna hit you on the top a yo' head
The Batgirl's gonna miss you
And you'll wish that you were dead
If you don't lee-ee-eave my kitten alone
Yes, I love my little kitten
Like you hounddogs love your bone
(Instrumental & sax)
Mr. Dog, I'm gonna hit you on the top a yo' head
The *Batgirl's gonna miss you
And you'll wish that you were dead
If you don't lee-eee-eave my kitten alone
Yes, I love my little kitten
Like all you hounddogs love your bone
Oh yeah
You better leave
You better leave
FADES-
You better lee-eee-eee-eave.

for torture! Maybe that action will make Mukasey decide once and for all if waterboarding is torture.

the best educations this country has to offer, people who are supposed to be the most experienced, can't figure out what torture is and can't figure out that it violates the most basic principles on which this country was founded! What next - introducing water boarding and sleep deprivation at your local precinct house? "But your honor, I couldn't hear him ask for his lawyer over the screaming......"

People love it. Showers, swimming pools...