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Perseid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 01:01 AM
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I ate all the candidates for president, and found my own
My candidate for president doesn't spend all the money in the people's treasury for war and profiteering.

My candidate for president doesn't lie about what is happening to our economy (that he caused)

My candidate for president has a passion for freedom, and the remembrance of constitutional laws.

My candidate for president doesn't currently exist in the "real" world.

My candidate is unelectable.

My candidate says things that are "inflamitory"

My candidate doesn't exist.

My candidate spoke out against the Patriot crap, and the other lies.

My candidate is me.

I have no one else to vote for anymore. They are all liars and thieves.
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PretzelWarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 01:03 AM
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1. sooooo........is that a write in vote for yourself? or...
are you boycotting the election? will you hold your ballot hostage and ask that your imaginary candidate reveal himself right there in the polling station?
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Ghost in the Machine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 01:03 AM
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2. Did you eat them with BBQ sauce or Wing sauce??
:evilgrin:
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Ken Burch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 02:35 AM
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19. I hope you rinsed them off thoroughly first
Edited on Sat Nov-03-07 02:37 AM by Ken Burch
After all, they're candidates...who knows where they've been?
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Ghost in the Machine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 03:00 AM
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20. parboiling them first helps sterilize them... they're best when dehydrated
and made into jerky...
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magellan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 01:06 AM
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3. Dude
I recommend you get your stomach pumped asap.
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Perseid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 01:07 AM
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4. dude
the last time I had a conversation with someone who said "dude", I had a mullet.

dude
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PretzelWarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 01:09 AM
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5. then you would be cheered up by a Poison ballad
maybe you need to throw on your acid wash jeans, drive your Camaro down to the A&W and enjoy a tasty chili dog. Things may look better then.
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Perseid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 01:12 AM
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6. whoa
you have no clue who I am, or what I stand for, yet will write something completely insane.

I may not be your friend, but I am not your enemy.

I simply see what you wrote as interesting, and not hurtful.

peace
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PretzelWarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 01:15 AM
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8. sorry. I'm posting under the influence.
Edited on Sat Nov-03-07 01:16 AM by PretzelWarrior
I'm just playin' jazz....riffing off of your comments about "dude" and mullets. No harm intended. It's all good.
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Perseid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 01:23 AM
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9. gotcha!
who doesn't love jazz?
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magellan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 01:27 AM
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10. Sorry, leftover from living on the left coast
I still think you ought to have your stomach pumped. Some of these candidates are deadly.
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Perseid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 01:29 AM
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11. Never will I have my stomach pumped for political reasons
that is just crazy.

Yes. Crazy.
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magellan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 01:36 AM
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13. Okay, presidential cannible
:)
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orleans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 01:39 AM
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14. you might never have your stomach pumped for political reasons
but sometimes i think i need my brain drained because of political reasons

and lately, i have even experienced a queasy feeling in my stomach (example: when i came home tonight and heard about schumer & difi)--another year of this crap and i'll be ready for a stomach pump!

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Perseid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 01:45 AM
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16. I'm with you on that! nt
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alittlelark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 01:14 AM
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7. Your candidate is Gore (praying) or Edwards.
They are not all liars and thieves, most, but not ALL. (Dodd and Biden are pretty cool as well).
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oldgrowth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 01:35 AM
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12. I bet you have bad breath try a mint and a tums??
Edited on Sat Nov-03-07 01:35 AM by oldgrowth
Did they taste like chicken or a crap sandwich??Now we have to go back to the asshole factory!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lone_Star_Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 01:42 AM
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15. Is it true?
Are they crunchy and good with ketchup?
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upi402 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 01:46 AM
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17. I know where you dine
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Perseid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-03-07 01:48 AM
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18. extremely funny, but I don't dine
anymore.

I don't care to.

I find my own methods for saying "let's do lunch"
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