Critter sizing? Has to be a Freeper.

I heard that there was an uproar on the Dancing With The Stars message board last night about a comment one of the judges made about Bush. I decided to check it out and found an hysterical thread that absolutely had to have been started by a Freeper. I would bet the house on it. Check it out...

http://forums.abc.com/n/pfx/forum.aspx?tsn=1&nav=messages&webtag=abcmbdancing&tid=44205

"UM I THINK THAT CRITTER SIZING OUR PRESIDENT, *****OUR****** PRESIDENT, MISTER QUOTE UNQUOTE "BRITISH", MISTER I THINK I KNOW IT ALL!!!!!11 ALL!!!! DURING A TIME OF WAR??? ON TERROR????? I DON'T ***THINK**** SO!!!!! I DON'T ****THINK****** SO!!!!!!! THIS IS A VIOLATION OF THE **PATRIOT ACT**** AND THAT IS A BIG FAT GOTCHA, BRITISH AND LIB SYMPATHIZZER'S! YOU CAN **NOT** SPEAK OURT AGAINST OUR COMMANDER IN CHIEF!!! BY LAW!!!! SO PRISON OR DEPORTATION, WHAT IS YOUR QUOTE UNQUOTE "PLEASURE"???????"

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:eyes:

I swear I would shoot myself if I were that fucking dumb.

You know, I would have thought I'd have some intelligent critique of Kammy but I think simply by reading her crap I've lost my ability to think critically...

taxidermy.

:rofl:

Working out with your poochie!

-Hoot

My humor's taking a walk on the dark side these days.

:D

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Just a guess.

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The squirrel is critter-sizing the POTUS.

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Hekate

I don't care if it is or not; for the sake of my peace of mind and my faith in humanity, it is.

I wish it were a joke, too, but check out this other thread she started asking for a prayer chain...

http://forums.abc.com/n/pfx/forum.aspx?tsn=1&nav=messages&webtag=abcmbdancing&tid=43918

"BUSH BUSH BUSH, MAN OF GOD GOD GOD,
BUSH BUSH BUSH, MAN OF EARTH EARTH EARTH
MAN OF GOD? MAN OF GOD!
MAN OF EARTH? MAN OF EARTH!
HE IS SEATED AT THE RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT HAND OF GOD THE FATHER
HS IS RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT FOR ME ME ME AND YOU YOU YOU.
RAPTURE NOW? RAPTURE NOW!
RAPTURE NOW? RAPTURE WOW!
NOW! WOW! NOW! WOW!
GOD GOD GOD IS A AWESOME GOD
BUSH BUSH BUSH IS A AWESOME MAN!
AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME!
AMEN!!!!"

Now, THAT'S some scary shit.

It's hard to tell.

and she can't figure "ourt" how to UN-cap it :)

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I'm speechless.

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Bush sits at the right hand of God?! Excuse me, but does that mean she actually believes the idiot is JESUS?
:wow: Wow-wow-wow indeed.

Hekate

It's Joplin, Missouri!

"BUSH BUSH BUSH, HOMME D'UN DIEU D'UN DIEU D'UN DIEU, BUSH BUSH BUSH, HOMME D'HOMME DE LA TERRE DE LA TERRE DE LA TERRE D'UN DIEU ?

HOMME D'UN DIEU ! HOMME DE LA TERRE ? HOMME DE LA TERRE ! IL EST ASSIS À LA MAIN DROITE DROITE DROITE D'UN DIEU QUE LE PÈRE HS A BONNE BONNE RAISON POUR MOI JE MOI ET VOUS VOUS VOUS. RAVISSEMENT MAINTENANT ?

RAVISSEMENT MAINTENANT ! RAVISSEMENT MAINTENANT ? DÉFAUT DE LA REPRODUCTION SONORE DE RAVISSEMENT ! MAINTENANT ! DÉFAUT DE LA REPRODUCTION SONORE !

MAINTENANT ! DÉFAUT DE LA REPRODUCTION SONORE ! Un DIEU D'un DIEU D'un DIEU EST Un DIEU IMPRESSIONNANT BUSH BUSH Que BUSH EST Un HOMME

IMPRESSIONNANT ! IMPRESSIONNANT IMPRESSIONNANT IMPRESSIONNANT IMPRESSIONNANT ! AMEN !!!!"

BUSH BUSH BUSH MAN OF GOD GOD GOD
BUSH BUSH BUSH MAN OF EARTH 3ARTH EARTH
MAN OF GOD?!?!?!! OMG LOL
MAN OF GOD
MAN!!!11 OMG WTF OF AARTH??!????? LOL MAN OF 3ARTH
H3!1!1! OMG LOL SI SAAETD AT TEH RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT HAND OF GOD DA FATHER
HS SI RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT FOR ME ME M3 AND U U U!11!!!!1 OMG LOL

NOW?!?!?? WTF LOL RAPTUR3 NOW
RAPTUR3!!11!1!!! WTF LOL NOW????!?! OMG RAPTURE WOW
NOW!1!!1 OMG WTF WOW!!!!!1 OMG NOW!!!!1!111 WTF WOW
GOD!!1!!! OMG WTF LOL GOD GOD SI A AEWSOME GOD
BUSH BUSH BUSH SI A AEWSOME MAN
AEWSOME!!1!!! WTF LOL AEWSOME AEWSOM3 AEWSOME
MEN!!!!!111!1 LOL

What kind of deranged home schooled 12 year old are we talking about?
:scared:

For us Christians, only Jesus sits at the right hand of the Father. If a man says he does that, it would make him the Antichrist and a false prophet.

That person needs meds, I hate to say. It reads like when my mom's meds are all off and not adjusted right.

I can't believe anybody is this dumb.

Okay, I refuse to believe anybody is this dumb. I don't WANT to believe anybody is this dumb.

MISTER QUOTE UNQUOTE, MISTER I THINK I KNOW IT ALL!!!!!11???:spray: :rofl:

... with that much spittle on it? :dunce:

Q: What did the freeper get on his SAT?

A: drool

Good one. :rofl:

:rofl:

Loser.

This thing is a joke, right? I bet it is. Please, please, Lord Jesus, someone tell me that was a joke.

I'm not that gully bull.

:)

Some of the responses to this thread are almost funnier than poor dumb Kammie. I've been laughing for about an hour now. Thanks, fellow sympathizzers!

This is critter sizing.

(Edit: Elementary school-age humor.):)

in fact, any stupider, and she'd be banging on the keyboard and screaming incoherently at the moniter, trying to make words appear on the magic screen that can aqequately express her rage and her burning desire for a corn dog.

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:dunce:

guess my kitties will have to go without their quote unquote double cheeseburgers

By LAW we cannot speak OURT against our Commander in Chief?

I'm guessing constitutional attorney.

I knew rednecks who'd use euphemisms and cutesy sound-alikes because they couldn't pronounce words or wanted to no seem pretentious using real language.

Maybe freep didn't know how to use spell check and took the side door out. (Or doesn't bother to, like me)

http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/000018.html

It comes from someone saying "eggcorn" for "acorn". There is usually some, uh, logical explanation for the error.

http://www.boston.com/news/globe/ideas/articles/2007/04/08/wanton_eggcorns/

If you write all tolled for all told, or to the manor born for Shakespeare's to the manner born, the phrase still gets the idea across, though the underlying image is different. Likewise with fresher eggcorns like self phone for cellphone and ten-year track for tenure track; they make sense, if not exactly the original sense.

"Tow the line" is one of the most common -- and people will come up with all sorts of weird and wonderful defences of it as correct, that they've either heard or come up with: it has to do with canal boats in England, and where people had to stand as they towed them along ... when the meaning of the real thing, "toe the line" is so obvious.

What killed me was that when I googled egg corn, I really did find recipes for egg corn squash soup, apparently in all seriousness.

Critter sizing? I don't know, but I'd love to hear the logic. ;)

Not to Critter Size, Butt, some body is gone-a git hert watchin that!:rofl:

I'm laughing so hard I'm waking the household!

I'm so slow. I Googled to see what was said about animals that got her in such a tizzy! Critter sizing! OMG I DON'T ***THINK**** SO!!!!! I DON'T ****THINK****** SO!!!!!!!"

The tears just keep flowing ...

:rofl: :banghead: :rofl:

:evilgrin:

Please tell me that this creature is not allowed to breed!

Its as if humanity is de-evolving back into its nearest reptillian ancestor right before my very eyes.

From the dialectizer..(redneck, of course)


UM ah THINK THAT CRITTER SIZING OUR PRESIDENT, *****OUR****** PRESIDENT, MISTER QUOTE UNQUOTE "BRITISH", MISTER ah THINK ah KNOW IT ALL!

Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!11 ALL! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!

DURING A TIME OF WAR???
ON TERROR?????

ah DON'T ***THINK**** SO!

Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide! ah DON'T ****THINK****** SO!

Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!

THIS IS A VIOLATION OF THE **PATRIOT ACT**** AND THAT IS A BIG FAT GOTCHA, BRITISH AND LIB SYMPATHIZZER'S! Fry mah hide! YOU CAN **NOT** SPEAK OURT AGAINST OUR COMMANDER IN CHIEF!

Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide! BY LAW! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!!

Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!

SO PRISON OR DEPORTATION, WHAT IS YOUR QUOTE UNQUOTE "PLEASURE"???????"


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Dialectized (fudd)

"UM I DINK DAT CWITTEW SIZING OUW PWESIDENT, *****OUW****** PWESIDENT, MISTEW QWOTE UNQWOTE "BWITISH", MISTEW I DINK I KNOW IT AWW!!!!!11 AWW!!!! DUWING A TIME OF WAW??? ON TEWWOW????? I DON'T ***DINK**** SO!!!!! I DON'T ****DINK****** SO!!!!!!! DIS IS A VIOWATION OF DE **PATWIOT ACT**** AND DAT IS A BIG FAT GOTCHA, BWITISH AND WIB SYMPADIZZEW'S! YOU CAN **NOT** SPEAK OUWT AGAINST OUW COMMANDEW IN CHIEF!!! BY WAW!!!! SO PWISON OW DEPOWTATION, WHAT IS YOUW QWOTE UNQWOTE "PWEASUWE"???????

From laughing. Good thing I have Medicaid, no thanks to people who CRITTER SIZE progressive values.

This whole thread made my day.

Yep, I agree this is the work of a JENN YOU WINE Freeper.

Stupid is as stupid votes.

it's a drunken 12 year old red neck.



Come to think of it, it may well be a Freeper as well.

On the Dancing With the Stars forum:

"WHATEVER!!!!!!11111 WHATEVER!!!!!! YOU THINK YOU GUYS ARE *SO* SHADY??????? AND YOU CLAIM *AMERICA* IS REPRESENTED? INCLUDING CHRISTIANS??? I DON'T ****THINK*** SO!!!!!!!11 I DON'T ****THINK***** SO!!!!! SO HAVE YOUR SEX FILLED DANCES, *WAY* TOO MUCH "SKIN" IN THE COSTUMES, NO JOHNRA OTHER THAN DIRTY DANCING!!!!! DIRTY!!!!! NOT CHRIST LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!11"

And:

"NOBODY is quote unquote "interested" in seeing you spread your leg's amd doing all these so called "lifts", keep your leg's ON THE FLOOR and CLOSED, this is why dance is trcikery by satin, NOT godly!!! is NOT!!! Pathetic!!!"

On the Survivor: China forum:

"I have NEVER seen anything so discusting on network TV???? And this is supposed to be a FAMILY show???? I DON'T THINK SO!!!!!!1 I DON'T THNK SO!!!!! Naked body's , wrestling around (CO-ED) and pulling off clothing, naked, nudity and breast's showing, NOT scriptureal, NOT Christian!!!!!!!!! SMARTEN UP CBS!!!!! NOW!!!!! PS this is about the ball fight."

and:

"Well then maybe you can pick up a **BIBLE** sometime and learn something for once!! learn!!! ***NO*** other god's means ****NO&**** other god's not quote unquote "budda" or muslim's or like anything else.

So they make her go into a religion ceremony the first day?? And did you see the homosexual's on the show and the women with skimpy quote unquote "cloth's" on??? You think THAT is respectfull to a Christian????? To live in that condition? I don't think so!!!!! I don't THINK SO!!!!"

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This little chickadee needs some mental health care..soon :)

:crazy:

:)

"NO JOHNRA OTHER THAN DIRTY DANCING!!!!!"

doing all those "trcikery by satin" dances at the local Chippendales and all. those silk thongs do tend to ride up his never-never and he merely just thrusts along jauntily because he's all about the benjamins, y'know.

:rofl:

It's all trickery by satin. :) That's just funny.

Of that I'm quite sure.

An actual person this nutty? I DON'T ***THINK*** SO!!! I DON'T ***THINK*** SO!!!

Actually I think the "!!!!1111" kinda gives it away.

JOHNRA

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pretty much all the time?

It's those talk shows, man... they rile the stupids up.

Are they some kind of alien species that has infiltrated Earth?

:scared:


:rofl: Hee-hee. Speaking Freeper is kind-er fun. Hee-hee.

So many spelling errors...I think my head just exploded. "sympathizzer's"? "speak ourt"?

Prison or deportation for speaking out? WTF is this, Nazi Germany?

good grief

Pretty lame though, really.

How much does that guy "speak ourt against our commander in chief," and how much worse was he when Clinton was in office? Idiot.

I know and act like I really want them to say this prayer. This is HIGH-larious.....

And let me know if their heads explode.:evilgrin:

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Dang it people, stop yer critter sizing. The critters hate that and soon we'll have a whole generation of critt-o-fascists that hate us for our freedoms.

It sounds like the Alabama version of McDonald's where you drive to the corner store for Possum Pie and ask if you can "critter size" that Possum.

You think it's easy to run a tape measure up a rhino's inseam?

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Hekate


edit to say: What? the GD front page said there were 99 posts, then when I posted this one it sez it's #99, then when I check the GD front page again sure enough there's 100. Now I just feel silly. Hope nobody critter-sizes me.

these posts of hers show inconsistencies that lead me to believe this is in some way contrived.

sP

I saw some inconsistencies, too. Her spelling errors are doozies but she really doesn't make that many errors. You'd expect more from someone who uses the words critter size and sympathizzers. On the other hand, if she's fake, she's an incredibly committed fake. I used to read that board last year during the Tom Delay/Sarah Evans flap and I remember her from that. She would post crazy shit and tell people to "read the bibble." Some of the posts in her current threads indicate that she is a regular and she appears to post similar stuff on other TV message boards. I think the poster above that said she sounds like she's off her meds might be on the right track.

I'd kind of like to believe that she's fake because it's scary to think there are people that stupid, and/or batshit crazy, running around. But sadly, they do exist. We call them crazy but the repubs just call them their "base."

On second thought, do you know where I can get rid of one?