Meet Mary Moran

Meet Mary Moran.



The 19-year-old California gal was arrested i for possession of a stolen, 14 ounce tri-tip steak.

According to the Calaveras County sheriff, the beef was swiped from the outdoor grill of Katherine King, a 38-year-old San Andreas woman who called cops after discovering her meat was missing.

When police arrived at the crime scene, they discovered a trail of "meat juice" leading from King's grill to an upstairs apartment.

Inside the apartment, investigators followed the meat drippings to a bathroom, where they found the purloined sirloin hidden in a cabinet below the sink.

Moran--who was found in the apartment--was charged with a felony.

Poor college girl was just hungry :rofl:

SHe's lucky she didn't start a war or something!

off my grill, I'd let them keep it. I'd probably even throw in a couple cold beers.

Perhaps she is a serial steak swiper.

:rofl:

She's merely Mary the meat maniac

A felony? Maybe we are going to need all those new prisons to house all the starving people. God this sucks.

any new prison space is already being committed to rethuglican sex offenders.

And it looks like they may need even more. Seems like there's a new arrest of

a gopper for a sex offense with each passing day.

or re spray-paint the monogrammed towels