== Iraq named "War of the Year"! = By Mark Morford

Bloody nation cheers 4th straight title. Afghanistan sulks. "I'm speechlost!" sniffled Bush

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2007/11/07/notes110707.DTL&nl=fix

Hot on the heels of Time magazine naming the Apple iPhone "Invention of the Year" and just as many newspapers, blogs and TV programs prepare to unleash their various "Top 10" and "Best Of" lists for 2007, comes the news that you, your ravaged and saddened heart, and the world at large have all just awarded George W. Bush's disastrous, embarrassing, profoundly disgusting occupation of Iraq "War of the Year," for the fourth consecutive year.

"On behalf of myself and my boss who will both go down in history as two of the most insipid and deleterious world leaders you will ever have the displeasure of miserably recalling all your sad and pathetic days, I can only say, who the f- are you people and how did you get past security?" snarled Vice President Dick Cheney, from the side of his mouth, appearing in a ragged black bathrobe with little pink hand grenades stitched all over it, and carrying a shotgun. "Get off my lawn!"

"It is high honor to be even nominated," said the clearly touched, bullet-riddled and violently hemorrhaging nation of Iraq, upon barely hearing the news over the sounds of raging gunfire and explosions and all the screaming.

"To win once more, to now officially take place among most unnecessary, vile and costly wars of all time, to permanently etch name of our tiny, underwhelming nation into mind and heart and history of most powerful country in world despite how most people on planet could not find Iraq on map prior to Bush reign of idiocy, is honor not even Saddam himself could have ever dreamed," it added, lifting what's left of its one shredded arm to wipe a tear from its one remaining, half-blind eye, before fainting completely from the loss of blood. ...