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DeSwiss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 11:42 AM
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Feds Advise Using Ferret Droppings To Prevent Abuse Of Unused Prescription Drugs
The poop on where to hide your old pills

November 8, 2007

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Got some leftover drugs -- the kind that someone else might want to use, such as painkillers or stimulants? Wrap them up in used kitty litter or other pet droppings, the U.S. government advises. A pilot program at the Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration is looking at ways people can safely dispose of unused prescription drugs that are liable to be abused.

The Food and Drug Administration recommends flushing some of the most dangerous ones down the toilet, including the strong, addictive painkillers oxycodone and fentanyl and stimulants such as methylphenidate. But environmentalists worry about the effects on fish and amphibians. On its Web site at http://www.samhsa.gov/rxsafety/, SAMHSA recommends ways to disguise leftover pills. "Mixing prescription drugs with an undesirable substance, such as used coffee grounds or kitty litter, and putting them in impermeable, nondescript containers, such as empty cans or sealable bags, will further ensure the drugs are not diverted," it says.

Of course some people do not drink coffee. But maybe they have a pet ferret. "Ferret waste, like nearly any other form of pet waste, can be effectively used to help prevent the abuse of unused prescription drugs," SAMHSA spokesman Mark Weber said. This news delighted the American Ferret Association. "The U.S. government declares ferret poop to be an effective weapon against drug abuse," the group said in a statement. SAMHSA said the problem is no joke.

"One in five teens reports intentionally misusing someone else's prescription drugs to get high. Nearly half say they get the medications from friends and relatives for free," it says in a statement. Dr. Ilene Ruhoy of the University of Nevada, Las Vegas, studied leftover pharmaceuticals found in the homes of 473 people who died in 2006. She found 3,562 controlled substances, or an average of nearly eight per person. More than half were hydrocodone painkiller products, while the rest were oxycodone, morphine or fentanyl.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071108/od_nm/poop_dc">Link


- What. The. Hell. Ferrets? Who has ferrets? And we pay these people money to come up with this shit. We are doomed.....
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 11:44 AM
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1. Tin foil approach: The FDA found ferret feces in a bunch of Rx
and is creating cover for Big Pharma

:rofl: at my own bad self
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DeSwiss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 11:49 AM
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4. Problem is....
...that its very likely the truth!

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angstlessk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 11:44 AM
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2. I was sure this was from the onion, but no...news on yahoo...???
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DeSwiss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 11:52 AM
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9. The problem is....
....we've reached the point where you can no longer tell an Onion article from all the rest.

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TwilightGardener Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 11:45 AM
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3. LOL! I heart ferrets. Glad to know their poo is useful.
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orleans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 11:49 AM
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5. trust me on this one--no one and i mean NO ONE--is going to get rid of their painkillers
Edited on Thu Nov-08-07 11:50 AM by orleans
these days.

medicine like that is going to be saved for use on days with social, economic, or political disasters going on.

hell, if i had some of that it would be long gone. and not by mixing it with ferret anything!

on edit: so...how much are we paying these geniuses to come up with a weird idea like that?
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Ganja Ninja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 11:57 AM
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12. and if they want to get rid of those painkillers they could always
send them to me. I'll make sure they're safely disposed of.
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Quantess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 12:33 PM
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23. Who says this is about painkillers? It includes all meds.
Teens don't have a clue which meds will be good for kicks and which just might make them sick.

"One in five teens reports intentionally misusing someone else's prescription drugs to get high." Or, to try to get high and fail.

Last year, some kid smashed the window of my truck, stole some clothes and my thoroughly lame antidepressant Effexor. It was obviously a dumb (or drunk) kid, because the valuables were still there, and there was a teenage sweatshirt left behind. They just wanted the bottle of prescription pills on the seat. I can just picture that numbskull downing a handful of my Effexor-XR and complaining "this sucks".
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dysfunctional press Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 02:25 PM
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28. narcotic painkillers have a shelf life of one year...
after that, all you've got is a bottle full of placebos.
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orleans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 03:16 PM
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30. (damn!) n/t
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eShirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 11:49 AM
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6. too bad you can't donate them to the poor with a legal prescription for them
With the high costs of prescriptions these days, too many people are go without their prescription meds or taking half-doses.

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msongs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 11:51 AM
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7. return unwanted meds to any pharmacy......! nt
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 11:52 AM
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8. Great business opportunity for pet owners: Poop of the Month Club!
We could supply pet-less prescription drug users with monthly shipments of drug disposal materials!

Only $29.99 plus shipping. (no handling charges!)

Makes a great Christmas gift for the neocon wankers on your list!

Hurry. Supplies limited.
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DeSwiss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 11:53 AM
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10. And safer than anything....
...shipped from China!!!

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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 11:58 AM
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14. Yep! My dog's poop is made with 100% US meat, veggies, grain
cooked in a pot in an American kitchen! It is all American Dog Poop.

Cat is doing her part too!

Shit for Safety <---- new company tag line
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 11:56 AM
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11. SAMHSA = Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration?
Oh, come now. Surly WE can come up with a better name using those letters...

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flashl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 11:58 AM
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13. Sheeple must stop dumping meds in toilets. They are ruining our plans.
Teaspoon of urine can drug test an entire city

Scientists say sewer water sampling tracks community’s meth, cocaine use

Researchers have figured out how to give an entire community a drug test using just a teaspoon of wastewater from a city’s sewer plant.

Read More ...


Leave it to the steeple to ruin our community drug testing plan. :sarcasm:
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DeSwiss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 12:10 PM
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18. Yeah,
I saw where they did this in some town in Italy last year. But seriously, we've got fish and amphibians thathave both sets of sex organs it is believed because there's an increase of estrogen in the water from birth control pills.

And another medical study showed that across the country male sperm counts are down, and one of the suspects is prescription drugs in the drinking water. And yet here we have the FDA advocating flushing them down the toilet and into the source we all end up using. I guess they want to do anything that keeps unused drugs from staying in the pipeline so people are forced to buy more.

The really sick people work for BIG PHARMA.
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 11:59 AM
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15. Oh yeah, because I never finish off painkillers
fart noises
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 12:01 PM
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16. C'on, people. We are pretty sure we want this one on the Greatest Page!
Recommend this one, folks. America needs the giggle.
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LibertyLover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 12:08 PM
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17. After having had my step daughter's 4 ferrets in my basement
for a year and helping to clean up their poop, I'll tell you that I wouldn't want to take any drugs that were disposed of with it. Taking the drugs in order to clean up ferret poop is, however, a totally different matter.
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DeSwiss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 12:16 PM
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20. Well, I'd have to be pretty sick....
...to consider taking meds that have been buried in ferret poop, I guess. Like maybe close to death?

On the other hand, that doesn't sound near as bad as http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenkem">Jenkem. Which is apprently taken on purpose...

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LibertyLover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 01:03 PM
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25. Yeah, I saw something on jenkem posted on DU yesterday
:puke: is right. Of course, I have 4 sighthounds so if I want to sniff methane and try to get a buzz, all I have to do is feed them and wait for the results. :rofl:
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NorthernSpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 12:13 PM
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19. Earth to regime: we don't throw away our meds...
Especially not if it's something we might find useful later but have trouble acquiring. That stuff is like GOLD for us common folk -- seriously.


We hoard such things. We also share them with friends and family who are in need. Yes, we've all see the "Federal Law Prohibits BlahBlahBlahhh" warning on each and every one of those bottles.



Our overlords have NO idea how we live.

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Cobalt Violet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 12:21 PM
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21. That won't stop the truly desperate. n/t
Edited on Thu Nov-08-07 12:21 PM by Cobalt Violet
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Javaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 12:24 PM
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22. I'll take my prescription and a box of ferret droppings to go, thank you. nt
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 12:40 PM
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24. Or you can just send the good drugs to me.
:)
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TheWraith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 02:20 PM
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26. I used to own a pair of ferrets.
They’re sweet little critters. Sleep about 21 hours a day, crazy go nuts the rest of the time. They liked hiding things like socks under the couch. Very cuddly, too, and good mousers.
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dysfunctional press Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 02:23 PM
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27. narcotic painkillers have a shelf-life of ONE YEAR...
so that vicodin that's been sitting there in the medicine cabinet for 4 years is completely worthless and ineffective anyway.
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NorthernSpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 02:33 PM
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29. LOL...
You gonna be a dear and offer to help dispose of everyone's useless old Vicodin?

:P


Actually, the narcotic doesn't really have a shelf life per se, IF it's in the form of a salt (and it just about always is). Some of the other ingredients, such as aspirin, can start to break down over time, however.

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dysfunctional press Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 03:59 PM
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31. i don't take vicodin...
i stick to vicoprofen, oxycontin, methadone(10 mg. tablets) and 222's.
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