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SixString Donating Member (206 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 07:01 PM
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Pat Robertson Says Giuliani Presidency Appears in Bible.
Funny stuff

http://www.borowitzreport.com/archive_rpt.asp?rec=6796

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One day after endorsing former Mayor Rudolph Giuliani for president, televangelist Pat Robertson explained his decision, saying that a Giuliani presidency features prominently in the Book of Revelation.

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In his statement today, however, the televangelist made it clear that “in order for the Second Coming to occur, the world needs to end, and Rudy Giuliani is just the man for that job.”
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 07:02 PM
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1. pat must be huffin' the sanctuary glue
:eyes:
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silverweb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 07:14 PM
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7. Borowitz is like The Onion.
Edited on Fri Nov-09-07 07:14 PM by silverweb
It's a spoof... albeit a pretty damned accurate one. :D
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SixString Donating Member (206 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 07:16 PM
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8. I thought so. n/t
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 07:08 PM
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2. Guess the world doesn't end until after
the evening gown competition winner says it's time?
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alarimer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 07:12 PM
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3. So Giuliani is the Anti-Christ?
Edited on Fri Nov-09-07 07:12 PM by alarimer
I'll buy that.
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C_U_L8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 07:12 PM
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4. oh i didn't know that a plague of locusts was a metaphor
for a former failed mayor of New York
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no_hypocrisy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 07:13 PM
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5. Means jack to me. I'm an atheist.
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DemBones DemBones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 07:18 PM
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9. You don't care if the world ends?

Because we are talking about that happening.
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blonndee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 09:07 PM
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23. I thought the discussion was about the wacko Robertson
and what like-minded wackos think about the world ending. Oh, and how Giuliani figures into such thinking.
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RainDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 07:13 PM
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6. guili is the whore of babylon?
or gotham?
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SammyWinstonJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 07:20 PM
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10. Ah geeze! So vote for Rudy and the World will end? What a great campaign slogan!
:rofl: A VOTE FOR ME IS A VOTE TO END THE WORLD!


Go for it Rudy! :rofl:
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Maestro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 07:20 PM
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11. Isn't this a satire place?
Edited on Fri Nov-09-07 07:21 PM by Maestro
It's funny but I don't think it's true although I wouldn't put it past that nutjob Robertson.
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SixString Donating Member (206 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 07:23 PM
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13. Yes it's satire
That's why I provided the link to the full article.
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Emit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 07:23 PM
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12. "...Rudy Giuliani will put us in the express lane.”
“President Bush got us on the road to Armageddon, but it’s taking too darn long -- Rudy Giuliani will put us in the express lane.” ... When asked by a reporter in Iowa about Mr. Robertson’s comments today, Mr. Giuliani replied, “9/11.”

:rofl:
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TheCentepedeShoes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 07:32 PM
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14. Where? In the Gosepl
according to Nosferatu? Been a long while since I looked, but I don't recall that one.
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 07:33 PM
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15. ARMAGEDDON IT
Rudy is scary

:scared: :scared:
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 07:44 PM
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16. I'm mildly amused at the posters in this thread who don't understand this is satire
It's the Borowitz Report, people.

Think before you type.
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SixString Donating Member (206 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 07:48 PM
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17. It helps to read tthe full article...
provided at the link posted.

My first OP. And a big ol' gotcha.
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emilyg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 08:29 PM
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18. aw crap.
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soleft Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 08:30 PM
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19. Satire, okay, but I said this yesterday
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=3697413&mesg_id=3697437
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karlrschneider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 08:33 PM
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20. LOL...took me a minute
:rofl:
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Greylyn58 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 09:00 PM
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21. OMG Pleeeezzzzeee!!!!
I can't wait till he meets The Almighty, so God can smack him on the fore-head before tossing his ass into Hell for being so stupid!!
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Megahurtz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 09:03 PM
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22. OMG.
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 09:08 PM
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24. And, it was divined
that bushit was pres(sic)when 9/11 happened, too. And, we know how that pile o' shit spread out.

Whoever gets the goPerverts' nod..you know they'll have the corporatemediawhores of America behind his cowardly ass.
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Democrats_win Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 09:29 PM
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25. The Sermon on the Mount addresses men like Pat Robertson, an advocate of assassins.
You recall that he advocated that Hugo Chavez be assassinated. Now he's prophesying that Rudy will lead to the end of the world.

(Jesus says: )
“Not everyone saying to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter into the kingdom of the heavens, but the one doing the will of my Father who is in the heavens will. Many will say to me in that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, and expel demons in your name, and perform many powerful works in your name?’ And yet then I will confess to them: I never knew YOU! Get away from me, YOU workers of lawlessness. (Matt. 7:21-23)
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ecstatic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-09-07 09:32 PM
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26. lmfao! He's saying Giuliani is the Anti Christ?
Honestly, if that's the implication then I somewhat agree. My instincts tell me that our next president is going to be a nasty, nasty repug who will start WW3. We haven't seen ANYTHING yet.
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