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BelgianMadCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 04:15 AM
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Quick, while the Lounge sleeps! A GD comedy break
Edited on Mon Nov-12-07 04:17 AM by BelgianMadCow
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 04:18 AM
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1. The Lounge NEVER sleeps! We are everywhere, always everywhere....
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BelgianMadCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 04:22 AM
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2. If you're trying to infiltrate, don't post cats
:P
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 04:29 AM
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3. "Infiltrate" hell, I'm trying to EXPAND! Imagine: a nationwide CHAIN of "dicksteele posts"....
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BelgianMadCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 06:32 AM
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4. Well if you're really into expansion...
consider changing the word order in your handle :-)
That'll get you some google hits for sure...

Sorry, probably the comment you get most frequently, you Lounge Lizard!!
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Hissyspit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-13-07 12:47 AM
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29. Ben Burrns' Documentary on LOLCats
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Hissyspit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-13-07 12:50 AM
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30. The LOLCats Bible:
http://lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1

6 An Ceiling Cat sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling. But he no yet make a ur. An he maded a hole in teh Ceiling.

7 An Ceiling Cat doed the skiez with waterz down An waterz up. It happen.

8 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so wuz teh twoth day.

9 An Ceiling Cat gotted all teh waterz in ur base, An Ceiling Cat hadz dry placez cuz kittehs DO NOT WANT get wet.10 An Ceiling Cat called no waterz urths and waters oscunz. Iz good.

11 An Ceiling Cat sayed, DO WANT grass! so tehr wuz seedz An stufs, An fruitzors An vegbatels. It happen.

12 An Ceiling Cat sawed that weedz ish good, so, letz there be weed. (and catnipz 2, so wen i makes kittehs they can getz hai.)13 An so teh threeth day jazzhands.

14 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has lightz in the skiez for splittin day An no day.15 It happen, lights everwear, like christmass, srsly.16 An Ceiling Cat doeth two grate lightz, teh most big for day, teh other for no day.

17 An Ceiling Cat screw tehm on skiez, with big nails An stuff, to lite teh Urfs.18 An tehy rulez day An night. Ceiling Cat sawed. Iz good.19 An so teh furth day w00t.

20 An Ceiling Cat sayed, waterz bring me phishes, An burds, so kittehs can eat dem. But Ceiling Cat no eated dem.

21 An Ceiling Cat maed big fishies An see monstrs, which wuz like big cows, except they no mood, An other stuffs dat mooves, An Ceiling Cat sawed iz good.

22 An Ceiling Cat sed O hai, make bebehs kthx. An dont worry i wont watch u secksy, i not that kynd uf kitteh.

23 An so teh...fith day. Ceiling Cat taek a wile 2 cawnt.

24 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has MOAR living stuff, mooes, An creepie tings, An otehr aminals. It happen so tehre.

25 An Ceiling Cat doed moar living stuff, mooes, An creepies, An otehr animuls, An did not eated tehm.
26 An Ceiling Cat sayed, letz us do peeps like uz, becuz we ish teh qte, An let min p0wnz0r becuz tehy has can openers.

27 So Ceiling Cat createded teh peeps taht waz like him, can has can openers he maed tehm, min An womin wuz maeded, but he did not eated tehm.

28 An Ceiling Cat sed them O hai maek bebehs kthx, An p0wn teh waterz, no waterz An teh firmmint, An evry stufs.

29 An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, the Urfs, I has it, An I has not eated it.

30 For evry createded stufs tehre are the fuudz, to the burdies, teh creepiez, An teh mooes, so tehre. It happen. Iz good.

31 An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, teh good enouf for releaze as version 0.8a. kthx bai.

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zippy890 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 06:57 AM
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5. thanks- loved the soccer game

:rofl:

we need these comedy breaks in GD!
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BelgianMadCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 05:31 PM
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6. Glad you liked it!
it had me rofl the first time I saw it - especially the kick-off lol

I'll kick it into the fray then and we'll see ;-)
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distantearlywarning Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 06:15 PM
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7. That first one is EXACTLY like GD! n/t
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 09:23 PM
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14. Is it "This is not an argument"?
I'm afraid to look. :scared:

lol
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BelgianMadCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 09:51 PM
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16. Have a peep at the full version!
you don't need to be afraid really :D

http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=y05EmK66Gsk

the first part is even better than what I first posted.

:hi:

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Paulie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 06:21 PM
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8. Cheese Shop
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 06:31 PM
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9. Hugh Laurie and Stephen Fry singing 5 songs
I should have posted that thread in GD. :hi:

Hugh Laurie and Stephen Fry singing 5 songs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfeb11Gg2q4

The last song is especially hilarious!!! :D
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BelgianMadCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 07:12 PM
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10. The first one totally cracked me up as well!
The last one IS great. But more in an intellectual way.

By the way, Hugh Laurie reminds me of the late Morphine frontman, Mark Sandman...
here's Cure for Pain...sorry bout the tangent :-)
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2em5e_morphine-cure-for-pain-live-montrea_music

The ultraquick shop you did on Bush* in front of the Ford truck was great by the way...maybe you could put the slogan on the front window, you know like a sunshield strip?

:hi:
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 07:46 PM
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11. Hugh Laurie - I'm in Love with Steffi Graf
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BelgianMadCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 09:05 PM
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12. Awesome Hair Award!
Edited on Mon Nov-12-07 09:06 PM by BelgianMadCow
:headbang:
:rofl:

A la prochaine!
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 10:09 PM
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22. A Bit of Fry and Laurie - Privatization of the Police Force
Ok, you mentioned Hugh's hair, so here's one more Fry and Laurie clip (notice their hair at the end). ;)

A Bit of Fry and Laurie - Privatization of the Police Force:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6CkltzGAxY
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BelgianMadCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 10:34 PM
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27. Now I'm undecided on my next hairdo : Exploding Muffin or Wicked Snail
both will be costly I think.

I actually have quite a bit (no pun intended) of catching up to do on Fry and Laurie - never was on much over here - as opposed to Monty Python (and Fawlty Towers hmmmm).
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 10:41 PM
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28. Same here.
I grew up watching the Pythons and Fawlty Towers, as well as Dr. Who and my favotite, the Black Adder. ;)

I didn't even see Fry and Laurie's show until recently. Now I am going to buy all their DVDs! :D I recently bought the first season of Jeeves and Wooster and have already watched it 3 times. :bounce:

Another fav... "Vyv, have we got a video?": :D


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ralps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 09:22 PM
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13. LOL thanks for posting those BelgianMadCow!
:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 09:48 PM
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15. 'International Philosophy' is probably the best of the little-known Python bits
along with "Four Yorkshiremen."

I. fucking. LOVE. this bit:


Archimedes out to Socrates... Socrates back to Archimedes... Archimedes out to Herakleitos... he beats Hegel... Herakleitos, a little flick, here he comes on the far post, Socrates is there! Socrates heads it in! Socrates has scored! The Greeks are going mad! The Greeks are going mad, Socrates scores, what a beautiful cross from Archimedes!

The Germans are disputing it. Hegel is arguing that the reality is merely an
a priori adjunct of non-naturalistic ethics; Kant, via the categorical imperative, is holding that ontologically it exists only in the imagination; and Marx is claiming it was offside.


Oh, and this:

Well, there may be no score, but there's certainly no lack of excitement here. As you can see, Nietzsche has just been booked for arguing with the referee. He accused Confucius of having no free will, and Confucius, he say, "Name go in book."

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BelgianMadCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 09:55 PM
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17. Damn now I have to look the Four Yorkshiremen up :-)
And I had to laugh AGAIN reading it in text pfff
It goes so fast, you really have to listen a couple times to catch it all.

Do you know the one with the soccer match between The Bournemouth Gynocologists and the Brighton Long John Silvers? (or something to that effect)

The first playing soccer in white flapping coats and the second standing dead still :rofl:

Don't know how to find the clip tho :-/
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 10:08 PM
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21. Bournemouth Gynaecologists vs. Watford Long John Silver Impersonators
Episode 23.

We bring you edited highlights of the match.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSxmFFMCCdY

(But first, Derby Council XV vs. All Blacks.)



And here's "International Philosophy": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrShK-NVMIU

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hootinholler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 10:00 PM
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18. IBTMTTL
In Before The Move To The Lounge!

-Hoot
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bleever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 10:00 PM
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19. That was a wonderful detour
from what I would have otherwise have been doing.

Thanks!
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bleever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 10:04 PM
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20. My contribution: Easy Note guitar sketch full of real guitar heroes.
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BelgianMadCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 10:18 PM
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23. Thanks for contributing! The bite is in the tail :-)
I was hoping more people would post their favourite bits actually.

Glad you didn't think you lost your time too! Think of all the arguments you COULD have had though....;-)
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ElsewheresDaughter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 10:20 PM
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24. here is something for you.....
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bleever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 10:23 PM
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25. Whoa.
That's like the Bible, with hyperlinks.

:thumbsup:
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BelgianMadCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 10:31 PM
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26. Yep. There goes my life
thanks a BUNCH!

:P
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gateley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-13-07 04:48 AM
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31. I came across this JUST as I was heading to bed. Damn. nt
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BelgianMadCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-13-07 05:24 AM
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32. Heehee. Well I forgot to go to bed altogether
o-O!

Sorry about that though :-)

But always good to clear your mind when diving in.

Have a great night's sleep!
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