U.S. Intelligence: Iran Possesses Trillions Of Potentially Dangerous Atoms

WASHINGTON—Barely two months after U.N. inspectors in Iran failed to find evidence of an active nuclear weapons program, the Department of Homeland Security uncovered new information Monday proving the Middle Eastern nation has obtained literally trillions of atoms—the same particles sometimes used to make atomic bombs—for unknown purposes.

"We have no doubt that Iran now possesses an alarming number of atoms within its borders, despite countless warnings from the international community," Secretary of Homeland Security Michael Chertoff said at a press conference Monday afternoon, as he pointed to a satellite image marked with dozens of locations where his office claims the unauthorized atoms are being held. "The Iranians maintain the atoms are only being used to form the building blocks of all existence, but we cannot afford to take that risk."

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Then I'll worry. :D :D :D

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sez da caowbouy

the US is taking in its all out wargasm over Iran...

american people too stoopid to know the difference!!!

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I guess that makes Atom Ant a terrist. :silly:

Just to see how many of them start calling for the banning of Iran's atoms!

they will half of the country thinking this is true!!

seriously!

I might start to worry a little bit.