Al-Qaeda Hires Blackwater

While the United States continues to wage its war on terror in locations where terrorists are not originally present, Al-Qaeda (also known as: al-Qaida or al-Qa'ida or al-Qa'idah or al-¿Que?duh) has been stretched to its limits sending terrorists and trainers to assist locals fighting the Americans. This situation has left Al-Qaeda short on bodies to protect their primary assets and leaders in the hills of Afghanistan bordering Pakistan. Thus, Al-Qaeda has hired the American private military security firm Blackwater USA (formerly Blackwater Worldwide) to protect many of these bases, caves and training camps.

Abu Ali Baqliyya, Al-Qaeda's Senior Vice President of Asset Management and Shawarma Supply, recently posted this comment on the Al-Qaeda-sympathetic website www.WWOD.com (What Would Osama Do?): "The great Satan was very sly in sending his infidel troops to Iraq and waging war. What were we supposed to do? Sit here in the hills and watch the poppies grow? No! We had to send our own children of God to Iraq to introduce our innocent brothers to the ways of terror. The same goes for the other fronts were the lying Satan says there are terrorists. We are now spread too thin and need the assistance of Blackwater so that our great Jihad may continue."

With regard to a forum question posted relating to working with Americans guarding their assets, Mr. Baqliyya posted, "Although many infidels trained by the great satan work for Blackwater, we feel it is in the best interest of Allah and our cause to employ these pig eating sinners to protect our great Jihad. Also they are tougher than overcooked guss and have tempers as hot as the hottest skhug. We like that." He concluded his lengthy post stating that, "As long as the Blackwater boys get paid and can bring home what they call 'the bacon,' they will be fine guards and fighters."

( a bit of fun, guys) :evilgrin:

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Former senior U.S. government official, codenamed "Ronald Dumsfeld"